Because we might as well

[fates_jaye]

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

Comments

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

I ORGANIZE THE FRIENDING LIST. JEEZUS. Why don't yougo back to completely not getting laid because your girlfriend's more interested in mochas than your pale Russian ass?

And it's TRANSGENIC, you twat.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Helloooooo sailor.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Heeey, I didn't know they were letting angels outta heaven. *griiin*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Well if I'd know you were interested in heavenly bodies, I would have brought Angel along and we could have had a regular old party.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

You can bring anyone you want, gorgeous. There's definitely enough of me to share with any pretty friends who wanna join in.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Oh, Angel will be so pleased. Flexible, but the possessive type, y'know.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Flexible's good - opens up a whole lotta possiblities. *leers*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*licks lips*

How do feel about restraints? Angel likes 'em and you two boys will lots so pretty together.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Oh he's aaaallll about dorky guys with bad hair.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

OH SHUT UP.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

So that's a no on the restraints?

Pity.

What about handcuffs and choclate syrup?

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Hey, getting messy's half the fun! And as long as the handcuffs get equal time on everyone, I'm all for it.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*gets handcuffs*

Well, Angel's not here, so we'll just have to start without him.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

And there's a convenient wall, even the angrier you are, the hotter the sex, right?. *godmods Cal into the cuffs, omg*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*is zomg godmodded into cuffs*

I like walls, they're very...hard.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

*pushes Cal up against the wall and is appreciative of short skirts, especially how they bunch up at the top of frighteningly strong thighs* You know what else is hard?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

They say a hard man is good to find.

*looks down*

I guess they're right.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Oh for the LOVE OF LITTLE GREY MEN.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

What?

I'd wallsex you Krycek, but your boyfriend would kill me!

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Ignore him, he's just jealous he totally missed his chance.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

*seriously ponders begging for forgiveness, since asking for permission would look awfully whipped at this juncture*

Fuckit. *joins in the sexing*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Yay!

*wallsexes Krycek and Alec*