fandomtherapy | Because we might as well

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

Shut up. You can't tempt me. We have a deal with the mun. You promised.

Hello...I'm EVIL. I'm a huge, nasty liar. When will everyone get that? I'm a bastard. A flash bastard, but still...

You aren't so tough. I know what you do. You like Kiki. You looooooove Kiki. Sicko.

Do not.

Do too. Aaaand you were nice to that new butler dude.

I will not be bested by a tart with a big mouth. You...you...you're not even a witch. Shut your gob.

Why exactly are we fighting like second graders?

Because we can, petal. And perhaps because the mun's brain is oatmeal from the day from Hell.

I did that, you know.

You claim everything annoying. I dont' think you've done half as much as you say you have. I think you're a liar.

First bright thing you've said in an age, precious. Now shut up.

[drive-by *squee*]