fandomtherapy | Because we might as well

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

Dude, you're not even in the game yet. Plus, pre-canon you wouldn't HAVE any abilities yet.

Oh shut up, man. I could totally kick your ass. I've been fighting evil things since I was a kid.

I've been training in a POLICE ACADEMY since I was a kid.

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Damnit. It's like we're the SAME PERSON.

Yeah, except you're FULL OF WOE and I'm not, nyah.

*sticks out tongue*

*sulks*

pwned, dude.

I totally hate you.

Also you have daddy issues.

OH THAT IS IT.

BRING IT, BITCH.

*TACKLES BRIDGE*

*pulls Sammy's hair cause it's long, HAH*

Take that!

Dude, no one beats up on my brother but me! *TACKLES*

*films for personal collection*

*noogies Dean*

*takes the gloves off -- Bridge's, that is*

Bridge smirks, 'cause now it's gonna be harder for Dean to land any hits.

He tickles Dean.

Dean squirms and thinks he may have made a mistake with the glove thing. He squeaks and tries to tickle Bridge back

Bridge moves out of the way in the nick of time, and noogies Dean again.

"Uncle!" Dean protests and looks all pretty and red-faced because that's what you do when you're the hottest ~~birdcage~~ vampire around.