fandomtherapy | Because we might as well

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

*growling* Don't underestimate the ducks!

*pounces Cameron and ~~godmods~~ tackles him to the ground*

Ever been beaten with your own skull?

*is thoroughly crushed and tries to get from underneath her*

That's physically impossible!

That's what they all say.

*grabs hold of Cam's head*

*flies right into Tex' hands, trying to save the kid*

What the...? *lets go and tries to grab The Grunt without moving from on top of Cameron*

APPO!

With pleasure, sir.

*commands his troopers to shoot The Grunt*

*ends up accidently shooting Cameron too*

*dies*

*dies too*

*sighs*

You guys might look cool, but you're really all idiots.

*massacres clone troopers*

*are massacred*

I need a whiskey...

*walks off*

Do you always have to be so crabby?

Can't you just stay dead?

Now you're just being mean.

And this is new to you?

No, but you wouldn't be so crabby if you just for once relaxed and had fun.

I just killed an entire unit for clone troopers. I had fun!

Fun that doesn't involve you massacring people?

Can you stop whining and just stay dead already?

But then who would bring you soup? And muffins?

No one! You've never brought me soup and muffins and I don't think you're going to start now as you're DEAD. You are the most useless ghost ever.

Bitch.

Asshole.

ghostchurch.livejournal.com - 2006-01-26 13:38 (UTC) - Expand

I'm Commander Muffin Giver. You're not needed here. Go away!

Listen, kid. I'm touched that you're trying to look out for my girl and everything, but I can just possess you again.