fandomtherapy | Because we might as well

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

At least I wasn't small, furry and didn't have cleavage for my dinner.

You wear a stupid hat to compensate for the fact that you're gay!

I think you're hiding a jealousy of my hat.

I think you need to go back to Canada and play hockey.

Very mature. Have fun becoming John Crichton Who Used to be a Monkey around school.

Have fun being a gay mountie!

*Inuit story's John to death*

*dies but is not GAY!*