Because we might as well

[fates_jaye]

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

Comments

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Deb likes me.

[pflag-mom-deb.livejournal.com]

Must be why I never adopted you like I do all the other gay kids?

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Or maybe it's the part where I'm not gay?

[pflag-mom-deb.livejournal.com]

Don't kid yourself, honey. I've only seen you come in with boys.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

I slept with Chiana and Lana Lang. I'm flexible.

[pflag-mom-deb.livejournal.com]

Yeah but you were a girl when you slept with Lana. Gay. And I never liked you enough to adopt you.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

You never adopted me because if the mun wanted to play with herself, she'd write fiction or find her vibrator.

Right, fine whatever. You're nice when I come in. That's all that matters.

[pflag-mom-deb.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I still have surveillance footage of you in that dress Bagoas made you try on. Pink is definitely your color, kiddo.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Long walk. Short airlock.

[pflag-mom-deb.livejournal.com]

*laughs at him*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Totally random, but... omg! ICON LOVE!]