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Because we might as well

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

You like that, little boy? But I have something better for you -- *shoves into a replicator wall, binds his wrists and hands...*

...you robots are kinky bitches...

STOP INTERRUPTING MY EVIL, YOU ASS.

*...and sends Lee into a Matrix-like world where he is a farmer and married to Dualla and their beautiful mocha bebies grow up to be really good farm hands*

*snickers*

*obliviouses and lives happily in the Matrix with Dee*

*feels good about self*

*then T-1000's her arm into a sword knife thing and cuts Adama in half*

*dies in Dualla's arms saying, 'i'm sorry, kara'*

*hates Lee/Kara and stomps on Lee's face*

I like your style. We're not cousins or anything?

Ugh. Cylon. Okay, we can fuck but only if I can eat your spaceship.

...deal. *sexes*

You taste of cheap religion.

*slices Leoben in half*

You will see me again, h0r. *dies*

You've been busy. *pouts*

You've been dead.

Miss me?

No, not really, no. I do things for a reason. One of the things I've done is kill you...so... yeah.

...*does not compute*

Sex?

No. *uses Ancient weapon device on Fifth AGAIN*

Does this mean you're single?

Not exactly. *guts with sword arm thing*

*randomly walks by*

*admires hair*

*guts*

My son will revenge me! *dies*

Anyone else? I'm not even tired!

C'mere.

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