Relationship Counseling

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

*flails*

People keep breaking up!

*flails*

It's an epidemic!

*flails*

I can't cope! Help!

*flails*

Is it really contagious? Do I need a shot or something? Does anyone else just need a hug?

*flails*

Comments

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! But Marty and Angela are back together! So not all is lost, omg!

*hugs CJ, gives you non-buggy food*

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

That's true, people keep breaking up... But at the same time people are also getting back together!

It's like Carousel. A death for a life. The circle of renewal.

All that kind of crap.

Besides, everybody knows that make-up sex is the best!

Relax gal, you're fine. :)

[sensethevisions]

*snuggles CJ*

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

*flails*

My problems are totally my fault!

*hugs CJ*

[soldtoarmenians]

*ribbit*

//So would now be a bad time to mention that Xander and I are talking about seeing other people? LEE CALL ME//

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! Not Jeramander too! *flails*

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

*Snuggles C.J.* It's ok, my lover and I didn't break up, she just you know flew back off into outerspace to find her brother...we're still lovers...in my heart. *runs away to cry in the corner*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*hides*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*snuggles*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*glomps*

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*offers CJ snuggles and cigarettes at Galactica Point*

My lover is living with our mutual lover less than 50 miles away. He just couldn't handle school.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Shep and I are quite happy at the moment - despite two marriages, an inadvertant wrong delivery of very embarrassing stuff to a class I missed, and my fleeing after kissing him in front of half the school yesterday.

I think the red lingerie really helped. ;)

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

*yays*

[demonbelthazor]

Please to tell my would-be girlfriend that it's okay for me to have a vampire fuck-buddy best friend.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, she *did* say that if Shep and I weren't together, it would kind of be okay if you and I, you know... ;)

[mycanonhatesme]

*keeps Phoebe safe and away from you omg*

[sensethevisions]

*loves Chloe*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

We're next, MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

...except not.

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

Very funny, poppet. Except that lusty boy won't be letting you go anytime soon or I'll have something to say about it.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

It's all your fault, you know. :D

[sensethevisions]

No no no no no!!!!

You guys cannot break up because that will destroy the very fabric of existence as the world knows it!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

But what if we're really evil Cylon agents and destroying the very fabric of existence is what we're programmed to do?

. . . would it be any consolation that there just might be whole entire planets of Callynanders out there? :D

[sensethevisions]

No, because they are not OUR Callynanders and many of us will cry... alot.

*wibble*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*evils*

Oh. Um. Okay?

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

It just wouldn't be highschool without the breakups. Without it, world-wide catastrophies would happen.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*would be sad, but is a little busy being smug today*

*there might even be humming, which might be more disturbing than break-ups, come to think of it*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*clings to OTP liek woah*

Veronica and Logan won't be breaking up any time soon... as far as I know... except maybe when that thing happens...... ;)

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

There might be breaking up if he keeps stealing my damn socks. *Shakes fist*

[can_be_more]

*sobs quietly in a corner*

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

*does not comment on selfs love life or what the player came up for her during psych class today, oh no*