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Omg, boys? Where the hell were you back, like, last semester when I didn't have a guy and was whining about it? Why are you all being cute and leather-pants-wearing at me now? *flail*

Thanks for the crisis. I better get some out of this. And it better be good.

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My mun won't let me! I was completely ready to tie him up last weekend, and she's all "blah blah, plot, pacing, justification."

Meanwhile, I'm in a bordello, and I can't even drag off the guy I want to a convenient den of sin! What the Hell, writer? WTF and WTH?!

Yours is evil, though. Dude.

*flail*

Maybe you need to get him out of the den of sin for anything to happen? Back room at Caritas, come on!

Ooooooooooooo. DUDE.

That might work. School is out. But heh, heh! Lorne likes me! He won't stop me! Hahahahahah!

If I can't jump other now-single guys because of scruples, I can jump *this* one when the writer isn't looking!

I so owe you.

*goes to find handcuffs and honey dust*

Glad to help!

*waves* If you need someone to take Archie off your hands... well, Jack's around. And I'm sure Isabel wouldn't mind being flirted with.

Did someone mention my name?

Look! Cute 18th Century guy! He flirts really well, and kisses even better! Distract him while Jaye flirts with Cam!

Then you guys can switch later. :>

Do I get any say in this?

No...

Okay...

Smart man. Just agree. It's best.

Cam-the-man-- no. You emo'd, and now, your ass is ours. So to speak.

*Puts on "Bitch" on repeat-play*

Oo, look. Jaye. She's pretty. Don't you think?

*wicked grin*

Lots of pretty girls at this school, Parkie.

Hmmm...

Interesting....

Well, hello there. *winks*

Howdy sailor!

I just love a man in uniform.

Want to show me your model ships?

I don't care if that's not a euphemism. I'm taking it as one. *shows*

OMG! AM not! I'm a bitch! The lack of Jarod-sex is just making me be nice!

Did you say Jack? ~~*perks up*~~

He's around here somewhere. Probably missing his pants. And look! Flirt with Isabel, will you? She's lonely for home. Cheer her up?

How can I resist a request from the always lovely and charming Parker? *goes to do that*

...

I'm so not worried about you.

Cam's down a thread. Heh. Go for it!

Not even a little bit?