Seriously, now...

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

I'm HAVING an identity crisis!

A spoilery one.

OMG. My mother was still alive when I went to the Fleet Academy! How is this possible? She's DEAD. DEAD, I tell you? *flails*

AND I LOST MY BABY. OMG. I hate humans!

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU SAVED ME.

TALL MEN OMG.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*clings*

We'll be on the same ship next week!

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

I couldn't let the blonde totally hot Xena skank kill you! That would have--Kara would never have spoken to me ever ever again, omg.

Plus. Yes. Tall. I could tell by the length of leg (btw, D'Anna has nice long legs... mm. er--) that you would be tall!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WE WILL.

*CLINGS*

Heeeeeeeee. "Ship."

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

AHEM. Hello, DEAD BABY over here. AND LIVE MOTHER.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Butbutbutbut . . . we'll be one step closer to actually MEETING IN CANON!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

...Do I need to get my gun?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You have a gun?

Oh wait, so do I, in this picture.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*CRIES* YOU SHOT ME, YOU BITCH. AND ALL I DID WAS MAKE CHIEF HAPPY!

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

You know, I've always had a thing for tall men with guns. And, my, that's a big gun you have there.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

YOU USED MY CHIEF, YOU MOTHERFRAKKER!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Huh?

*dies laughing*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you. *preens*

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*quietly* I wasn't using him.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*does not drool. really.*

*that would be unCylonlike*

*disclaims being a Cylon*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

...maybe we could work out a timeshare?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*is, oops, gratuitously accidentally shirtless -- how'd that happen?*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Did someone say Xena?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*ogles*

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

Sigh. No. He's better off with you. At least you're human.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Yeah... you kinda broke him. And I think he's gonna break me next week, meep.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*leaves you to your ogling and goes to be emo with her plant, which, at least, loves her. Unlike Six and the rest of the Cylons.*

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to. He isn't! Damnit. You're going to, like, catch the person jumping, or something. omg.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

She was blonde! But, er, kicked Anders in the head, ow. So I took her gun away, and my new girlfriend hit her over the head with a rock. *pleased*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

But they were planting trees! Trees!

Erm. Sorry about the trying to blow you up.