Seriously, now...

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

I'm HAVING an identity crisis!

A spoilery one.

OMG. My mother was still alive when I went to the Fleet Academy! How is this possible? She's DEAD. DEAD, I tell you? *flails*

AND I LOST MY BABY. OMG. I hate humans!

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU SAVED ME.

TALL MEN OMG.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*clings*

We'll be on the same ship next week!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WE WILL.

*CLINGS*

Heeeeeeeee. "Ship."

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

AHEM. Hello, DEAD BABY over here. AND LIVE MOTHER.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Butbutbutbut . . . we'll be one step closer to actually MEETING IN CANON!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

...Do I need to get my gun?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You have a gun?

Oh wait, so do I, in this picture.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

You know, I've always had a thing for tall men with guns. And, my, that's a big gun you have there.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*CRIES* YOU SHOT ME, YOU BITCH. AND ALL I DID WAS MAKE CHIEF HAPPY!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

YOU USED MY CHIEF, YOU MOTHERFRAKKER!

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Okay, that annoyed the crap out of me too. BSG has been *so* good with continuity, that when they slipped like that I was like "You BETTER go and reconsile that with what was said in season 1!"

For the first time ever, I say, "Bad BSG writer. No biscuit."

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

Well, technically, I'm not sure if they meant Sharon's parents died more recently than we'd assumed, or if it really was a gaffe. They never really elaborated on when her folks died. Though I could be wrong.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

STAY AWAY FROM MY TRUE LOVE!!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

STAY AWAY FROM MY TRUE LOVE!!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I'm so confused.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

... we're mixing canons now, omg, argh.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Thrace? Who are you talking about?

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

My one true love, my Viper.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You know, Cally really has amazing hands when it comes to workin' on those things.

And other things.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

I couldn't let the blonde totally hot Xena skank kill you! That would have--Kara would never have spoken to me ever ever again, omg.

Plus. Yes. Tall. I could tell by the length of leg (btw, D'Anna has nice long legs... mm. er--) that you would be tall!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Did someone say Xena?

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

She was blonde! But, er, kicked Anders in the head, ow. So I took her gun away, and my new girlfriend hit her over the head with a rock. *pleased*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Tell your new girlfriend I appreciate it. 'cause my head takes enough knocks!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

You did? Yay! Where is this girlfriend, so I can properly thank you two?

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I know not where she is, here. *sigh*