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I have got to go out and do something completely ~~wicked~~ spontaneous and wild.

......

Why is it the only things I can think of off the top of my head involves leaves and leather coats?

I hate getting old.

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See now you're perking my interest and other parts of my ~~anatomy~~ when you talk like that.

As for turning, I'd make a lousy vampire, I'd brood ~~worse then your mopey post gypsy self~~.

You'd have much more fun watching me torture my mortal self with that fine edge of raw sexual desire battling against my sweet ohmygodbuthesasoullessvampire nature.

I do so enjoy raising your interest.

But brooding doesn't come without a soul. Though you're right, taking the soul away from you would remove some of the spice. Plus it'd really get in the way of using that mirror you've got on the bedroom ceiling.

Isn't raising interest the name of the game?

That mirror does come in damn useful at times, second only to the silk ties.

Of course if only one of you is a vampire, the mirror can get interesting again.

Yeah see, now you're just ****-teasing me.

I feel all kinds of guilty about that. Honest.

You know, statements like that work better when you're not smirking.

I smirk, therefore I am.

Oooo deep vampire ~~thrusts~~ thoughts.

I'm guessing the spin doctoring of philosophy amuses you?

Clearly you haven't been eavesdropping enough on my work with Ethics class.

I have a daily bullshit quota and between the two of you, you and House keep maxing it out by lunch.

So we're tag teaming you, in a way.

And now I'm forced to admit that I find that statement more than a little intriguing.

It does make for interesting pictures.

A wide variety of pictures, multiple errr...options.

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