ZOMG

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

OMG VALA. OUR KIDS CAN BE BFF.


...but otherwise, omg *FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL*

Comments

[demonbelthazor]

OMG WTF

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, COACH, I MARRIED THRACE.

*wibble*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

...maybe the baby is yours?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . maybe?

But but but -- I married Thrace. *wibble*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

And I... maybe married teh Chief?

Maybe?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Me and Thrace have matching tattoos, even. And I'm really sick.

*cries* Can we like never ever leave school?

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

It looks better on me than you.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Well. Yeah. Okay, so it looked really hot on you.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

Of course it did.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Gods, I married an egomaniac.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

You love it.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, yeah.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*CRIES* You stole my other boyfriend! *tries not to hate all humans forever*

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

WHO CARES ABOUT THAT!

DID YOU SEE MY PANTS?!?!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

DID YOU SEE MY DRESS?!?!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

I was too busy hugging a superiour asshole my new best friend.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yeah, while I was coughing a lung up back in our tent. Thanks.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

Because I married a moron who plays pyramid when he's sick.

Moron.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Shut up. I may be a moron, but you still think I'm hot.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

...who doesn't think you're hot?

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

Leoben.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

That dude's creepy.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

He likes me. In that special way.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I have to kill him now.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I was stuck in my tent 'cause my oh-my-gods-my-wife made me go to bed.

You should come visit me sometime. *sniffle*

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

I'm such a good wife. *preens*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YOU LEFT ME THERE BY MYSELF! I DON'T EVEN GET ANY SNUGGLES?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*SNUGGLES YOU, ZOMG*

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

I have heard rumours that he is going to betray me.

MAYBE YOU ARE THAT REASON!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . would you kill me if I didn't think I'd complain too much, dearest wife?

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

I'll feed you to the cylons.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey, if it's that hot blonde model . . .

[messenger-leo.livejournal.com]

No, it'll be me, and I'll enjoy pulling your fingernails off.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay! I'll complain!

[messenger-leo.livejournal.com]

Of course, with you out of the way... *looks contemplative* Six might find use for you, though. Venal creature that she is.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*cries* You used to take such good care of me at school. And then I went and married Thrace and now she just leaves me to be sick and miserable all alone.

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, they were hot. And I bet we had really good sex.

But . . . !

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

HELLO. Some slut stole my baby, and my lover is regretting loving me, and I STILL HAVE NO ONE TO CUDDLE.

AND NO ONE TALKS TO ME after a year!

Not even ELLEN frakking TIGH.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you don't mind the sick guy? 'cause I think my wife is totally neglecting me here.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*sniffles and gets a tissue* 'K.