Why does she hate me omg?!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I don't have enough drama in my life, she says. No reason to keep a secret relationship a secret unless there are potential consequences, she says.

And Obi-Wan's hot, she says.

So he's coming here.

It's enough to turn a Jedi dark side, I swear.

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Aww, c'mon. What's the worst that could happen?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Taken home, expulsion from the Order, no sex with Obi-Wan ever again.

And a possible nine-hour PowerPoint presentation by Mace Windu explaining just how much I suck.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

...no sex with Obi-Wan ever again?

*peers*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Jedi training ritual?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Could be worse.

Could be a Power Point presentation from Yoda on the topic of Sex Ed.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwww.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*cries*

MINE HATES ME TOO. SHE'S COLLABORATING WITH THE OTHER ONE OMG.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*clings*

THEY'RE SO MEEEEEEEN.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

WE ARE TOO PRETTY TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WE ARE!

[fh_jackass]

Gosh. That's a shame. Don't worry. No one would tattle to Obi-Wan when he only had suspicions to go on.

Not when there are more interesting ways to mess with you. :D

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

...

Why does this not make me feel better?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

I am merely a pawn of others. I'm a convenient excuse to bring Obi-Wan in.

I am TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

SAVE ME FROM THE JEDI, PROFESSOR TICK!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

*saves*

[demonbelthazor]

Awwwww, poor baby.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Why do I get the feeling you might not be entirely sincere?

[demonbelthazor]

I entirely get the not wanting your superiors to find out about your forbidden love affair thing, I really do. And I think you really should do whatever it takes to protect your relationship.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Mind whammies for everyone, yay!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

She's got a point though.

He's quite fetching.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah....

But still! Bad! Very, very bad!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Maybe he already knows and is just looking for an excuse to... You know.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain. Except I would probably get beheaded too. We should start a club. Two actually. One would be for people with dangerous secrets. Two would be for people with evil muns.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I like your thinking on both.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Got any ideas for faculty sponsors?