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*RIBBIT*

//WTF, I'm a goombah now?//

//Also PLZ to be sending me on a play-date with Cam-Mollusc or ~~the Sea Monkeys, yum~~ something should any bookshelf building ever actually occur in 121? I am but a wee young frog. I DO NOT NEED TO BE BLIND. Or deaf, just in case you think you're getting away with throwing a towel over the tank and ignoring me, KTHX.//

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*calls in the muppet chicken task force to rescue the purple kermit*

*Offers to frog-sit*

*slow blink*

*slow blink*

Lee who?

Well HELO THAR.

*sploshes*

/Kitty!!/

*stares in alarm*

*croaks Ever The Same to ward them off*

*ribbiblrt!*

//....sigh. Meow!//

*blows bubbles to amuse the weebaby waterthing*

There's always space for you in 406. And there's no chance of bookshelf building there any time soon so you'd be safe.

*flails happily*

/Yay! Kitty!/

"Meow."

*ribbbbbbit!*

//ROOMIE!//

//...I would be worried if there was, as it appears to be a thing for Xander-shaped people only, and you would look very funny being Xander-shaped, OMG.//

"Froggie Roomie! Come here and have a meal worm! And yes, that would be silly. Almost as silly as being green, or grey. Or greyish green with tentacles."

Lee?

Are you a frog wearing a beret?

*has tentacles*

/Mommy?/

/Puppy!/

"Sorry sweetie, wrong species. Want a meal worm?"

//Lee had very nice arms, but he never called. I even wrote a song for him! And played it on his answering machine!

I'm not a stalker really.

...Would you prefer a Twinkie Hat? It's rather humiliating, but if it turns you on...//

Squid?

Oops. Dialed the wrong number.

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EVER IN YOU! EVER IN ME! EVER THE SEEK! KILL! DESTROY!

*confused sploshing*

/~~Frakbuddy?~~ Kitty-Two-Legger?/

Hey, not my thing, but if you're into wearing your pastries, I'm not gonna stop you.

~~Are you a girl squid?~~ ...That's actually pretty accurate.

//...No. It was completely non-consensual Twinkie-Hatting.//

Kinky.

/MommyRory sticks me in the bathroom ~~dear God, I assume so, because omgwee puppy~~ when she has fun like that.

Maybe there should be a wee pet-sitting thing so that we're not omgscarred?/

//Ok, bathroom. I can deal with bathroom. Bathroom is good. Just turn on the shower. All the way. So I can't hear anything. Yes.

Only problem with petsitting thing is then they'd have to tell other two-leg types what they're doing! PLZ WATCH MY FROG WHILE I AM... HOME ALONE IN MY ROOM OMG is kinda obvious even for stoopid humanz.//

//A playroom! With balls and toys ~~and pikes~~.//

//And a waterslide?//

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