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[soldtoarmenians]

*RIBBIT*

//WTF, I'm a goombah now?//

//Also PLZ to be sending me on a play-date with Cam-Mollusc or the Sea Monkeys, yum something should any bookshelf building ever actually occur in 121? I am but a wee young frog. I DO NOT NEED TO BE BLIND. Or deaf, just in case you think you're getting away with throwing a towel over the tank and ignoring me, KTHX.//

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*calls in the muppet chicken task force to rescue the purple kermit*

[soldtoarmenians]

*stares in alarm*

*croaks Ever The Same to ward them off*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Oops. Dialed the wrong number.

(http://photobucket.com)

EVER IN YOU! EVER IN ME! EVER THE SEEK! KILL! DESTROY!

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

*Offers to frog-sit*

[soldtoarmenians]

*slow blink*

*slow blink*

Lee who?

Well HELO THAR.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Lee?

Are you a frog wearing a beret?

[soldtoarmenians]

//Lee had very nice arms, but he never called. I even wrote a song for him! And played it on his answering machine!

I'm not a stalker really.

...Would you prefer a Twinkie Hat? It's rather humiliating, but if it turns you on...//

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Hey, not my thing, but if you're into wearing your pastries, I'm not gonna stop you.

[soldtoarmenians]

//...No. It was completely non-consensual Twinkie-Hatting.//

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Kinky.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*sploshes*

/Kitty!!/

[soldtoarmenians]

*ribbiblrt!*

//....sigh. Meow!//

*blows bubbles to amuse the weebaby waterthing*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*flails happily*

/Yay! Kitty!/

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Meow."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

/Puppy!/

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Squid?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*confused sploshing*

/Frakbuddy? Kitty-Two-Legger?/

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Are you a girl squid? ...That's actually pretty accurate.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

There's always space for you in 406. And there's no chance of bookshelf building there any time soon so you'd be safe.

[soldtoarmenians]

*ribbbbbbit!*

//ROOMIE!//

//...I would be worried if there was, as it appears to be a thing for Xander-shaped people only, and you would look very funny being Xander-shaped, OMG.//

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Froggie Roomie! Come here and have a meal worm! And yes, that would be silly. Almost as silly as being green, or grey. Or greyish green with tentacles."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*has tentacles*

/Mommy?/

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Sorry sweetie, wrong species. Want a meal worm?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

/MommyRory sticks me in the bathroom dear God, I assume so, because omgwee puppy when she has fun like that.

Maybe there should be a wee pet-sitting thing so that we're not omgscarred?/

[soldtoarmenians]

//Ok, bathroom. I can deal with bathroom. Bathroom is good. Just turn on the shower. All the way. So I can't hear anything. Yes.

Only problem with petsitting thing is then they'd have to tell other two-leg types what they're doing! PLZ WATCH MY FROG WHILE I AM... HOME ALONE IN MY ROOM OMG is kinda obvious even for stoopid humanz.//

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

//A playroom! With balls and toys and pikes.//

[soldtoarmenians]

//And a waterslide?//