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You know, it's kind of reassuring to know that I'm not the only one with a hormonally imbalanced older brother. Chris, seriously, we should start a support group.

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Hey, dude, there's totally nothing wrong with being hormonally imbalanced.

There is when it makes you embarrass your siblings!

I'm an only child, so I could be wrong here, but isn't embarassing your siblings kind of the point of having siblings?

Yes.

Especially when you have a twin.

*high fives out of wrong account* Tossing him into the pond? Totally acceptable.

And one embarrassing incident that lands you under the lifeguard stand? Totally worth it when it means the public pool won't let your brother in until he graduates from high school.

I have no backstory. I make my own.

It's one of the fringe benefits, yeah.

It's totally required of big brothers. It's in the handbook.

No! I mean, I guess it's the point if you're an older sibling, but it sucks for the younger ones.

*is in wrong account* No, not really. I beat up my older brother on a routine basis. Then again, he's only older by ten minutes...

I suppose I could beat Dean up more. I do have the height advantage...

You could try. Won't mean you'd succeed.

See, when I beat up my older brother? I succeed.

Teach me your ways, oh wise one? *looks cute*

1. Have a nerdy brother. 2. Be more athletic then said nerdy brother. 3. Spend 7 years learning how to fight while nerdy brother becomes the world's most powerful sorceror. 4. Toss in lake.

Yeah, but you don't have me for a big brother, sweetheart.

*eye brow* Don't call me sweetheart.

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