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You know, it's kind of reassuring to know that I'm not the only one with a hormonally imbalanced older brother. Chris, seriously, we should start a support group.

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One day you'll actually have sex, little bro, and you'll change your tune.

That's what I keep telling Sammy too.

Listening to the two of you is like listening to madness in stereo.

Sex isn't actually a crime. No higher's power going to come and strike you down just because you have sex. There's no punishment involved.

Well, unless you're into that sorta thing.

Um, hi, have you met my girlfriend? The loss of virginity could very well get both of us struck down.

And I am not into that sort of thing, unlike someone else I know whose name rhymes with bean.

I dated your girlfriend. I'm pretty sure she's not going to strike you down when you two finally get around to it. And hers is the only other opinion you should be worried about.

Valentine's Day would be a perfect time to make a move, y'know.

Also, I'm not saying what I am or aren't into -- just that it's good to keep an open mind.

I'm not worried about her striking me down except for how I am a little. I'm more worried about the cosmic smackdown.

Oh yes, let me try to sex her up on Valentine's Day, because that's not a cliche or anything.

There is such a thing as being *too* open minded when it comes to sex, you know.

People always fear the truth.

I don't fear the truth, just dominating naked girls.

Dude, where's your sense of adventure!

I stick to hunting adventures. Dealing with girls should be as easy as humanly possible.

Well, yeah, easy girls have their bonuses.

But with the hunting thing? You should know that a lot of demon chicks dress in leather and have large boobs. So you better get used to them or you'll never hack it.