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You know, it's kind of reassuring to know that I'm not the only one with a hormonally imbalanced older brother. Chris, seriously, we should start a support group.

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You! Not helping!

And you're not seeing evidence either. Or eating breakfast off of me.

Uh-huh.

*flashes boobs*

...

*stares*

It's official. You're a guy. Congratulations.

I'm pretty sure you'd get that reaction from anyone you flashed.

Yeah but not from eunuchs.

I AM NOT A EUNUCH...

Oooooh. Thank you!

*also stares*

Did I miss something?

*blink blink* I didn't tell her to do that, I swear.

Just proved your boyfriend is not a eunuch. No need to thank me.

Except for that part where I knew that already and he's now seen his *second* set of slayer breasts and not mine, that's fantastic.

Yes but now he's less likely to faint when he sees yours.

*flails* Fainting was a possibility??? How come no one *tells* me these things?

Fainting was not a possibility! Don't listen to her, she's crazy. *pouts*

It's his delicate nature. Underexposure to boobs will do that to a man.

Hmmm. *considers* Is there a cure?

Trust me, you've nothing to worry about in the breast department.

Really? I worry. I mean, you've seen my sister's.

Really. There may be staring and flailing, but it'll all be the good kind. Sammy's not going to have any complaints

He better not.

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saltandammo.livejournal.com - 2007-02-13 23:40 (UTC) - Expand

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likethegun - 2007-02-13 23:40 (UTC) - Expand

Ahem. There's...uh...kind of an easy way to fix that.

*flashes?*

*grins* *a lot* Wow.

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*also stares*

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