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I'm beginning to think that maybe this whole me and Annette thing could work. All I have to do is keep her away from Mac. And from ever talking to Veronica. And anyone else who has ever talked to me.

*needs one of those Men In Black neutralizers*

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Yeah, and keep her away from Anders, dude.

You don't wanna know where he's been.

*glares at Anders*

*eyes suspiciously*

Anything you've heard about me is lies! A pack of lies, I say!

Unless it's good then it's totally true. And then some.

You know... You could try changing for the better.

At least, until Steerpike poisons you to clear the way to her for himself.

:D

I'm going to have to start drinking out of a flask, aren't I?

Probably for the best.

I'd threaten you myself, but I promised her I'd hold off. :)

I could hook you up with some discount memory spells, but they've got a killer backlash.

Tempting, but I'd hate to see which one of my possessions Veronica decides to run over with her crappy car when she finds out I drugged her. Again.

Better than someone trying to slice you open with a sword.

Dude, I don't wanna know about the kinky stuff you do with that vampire.

That is so not what I was talking about. Pervert.

Wait, that wasn't what you were talking about? But I bet it's true though, isn't it?

Don't answer that question.

That's... seriously, dude, a line has to be drawn. I am not telling you details about my sex life.

No special parts, but you'd be amazed what difference a lack of needing to breathe can make.

Hey! We did boykissy that one time, didn't we? Does having a girlfriend mean you can't do that anymore?

Boykissy is always acceptable...I think. I best make with the boykissy while I still can. Just in case.

*glowers from two dimensions over*

*totally doesn't gloat*

Who are we kidding?

*gloats*

*morphs* You were saying?

*cough* *flex*

Jus' sayin'....

*narrows eyes in a suspicious kind of way*

Just how do you think you're going to keep me away, again? She's my girlfriend's roomie, I always have an excuse to visit.

I have my ways. *nods*

~~I really don't but now I've made you think I have my ways. Bwah haha!~~

Personally I feel that anybody who hates Veronica has excellent taste.

Thank you! Veronica with her nosiness and her ability to make me look stupid. I should get a dartboard and put her picture on it and then just dart it all up!

She's a total freak! Anyone who'd want to date her must clearly be insane.

Veronica? Who's Veronica?

Hopefully you'll never, ever have to find out.

But just in case you do...she's a pathological liar. Really.

Doesn't sound like a very nice person.

*Might have to meet her and find out what she lies about.*

*defends canonical BFF, omg!*

*needs to know these things. needs to meet with Mac and discuss Veronica and stuff. needs to do this, totally.*

It's a good thing your roommate is a nice, non-troublemaking young man who wouldn't share anything he's seen or heard while rooming with you with anyone provided you stay on his good side.

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