At least it wasn't cupcakes, but.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Magic brownies? MAGIC BROWNIES?!?

BAKED GOODS! WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!?

Comments

[stykera]

...I have no prayer for that?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

STARK. NO. YOU CAN'T LET ME DOWN NOW.

[demonbelthazor]

I'm sure you'll be a good mother.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . .

. . .

I HOPE YOU APPRECIATE THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU.

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Oh dude.

*facepalms*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*flails*

[absolutesnark]

My brownies have been defiled! *woes*

[demonwitchlings.livejournal.com]

Mommy!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

IT WASN'T MY FAULT! DON'T BLOW ME UP!

[wannabelawyer.livejournal.com]

This is wrong on so so many levels.

Yet somehow it's the brownies that bother me the most.

[magicalmoonpies.livejournal.com]

GRANDMA!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Dude, with one kid? I'm a single mother.

The other? Is with my ex.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Why do I get the feeling this is a game of one-upmanship that none of us are going to win, big sis?

[blessed_twice]

. . . dude.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

And you worry about paternity issues.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't have a child with Deadpool

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

This is very true.

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

I have two different versions of the antichrist.

I'm not sure if I should be proud or disturbed...

[beach-babyboy.livejournal.com]

Brownies? Where? I LOVE brownies!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

OMG NO. NO BROWNIES FOR YOU.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

So that's where babies come from! My Sex Ed teacher totally lied to me!

[just-like-mommy.livejournal.com]

*runs up and kicks you again while Daddy isn't looking*

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

I have a kid with someone I haven't even been with yet and who will probably only ever see me as a friend so it may not happen in the first place.

That scares me.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* uh, you have any more? brownies?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . .

ANNETTE!!!!!

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Just....wow.

If there was going to be random children for everyone we've slept with..um...damn. I don't need a brood of (at least) nine, thanks.


...Still, wow.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Just . . . stay away from the brownies. Stay away from the brownies and it'll all be okay.

I think.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

So Thats how Phale and Wilson could have had a kidlet.

BROWNIES!

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

...Why would you want one? I'd give you one of mine, but I think Lucifer might get pretty angry about it.

[justlowercased.livejournal.com]

UNCLE SANDERS!