Fight! FIGHT! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT!

[withoutverona]

Inspired by this classic post by fates_jaye:

Go ahead. Get it out of your system.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[tyler_gone]

So if I could fight anyone, living or dead, the only reason I would pick you would be for the thrill of smashing that face in.

[withoutverona]

I've done you no harm; why should you want to fight me at all?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

You are all lazy and disrespectful children.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Hey, I just had a kid! A cute one! Stop calling me names! He's impressionable!

[tyler_gone]

'Cause that is what I do. Have you seen my canon?

Also because you're kind of a moron. Some girl says her panties are staying on until she gets hitched, and you get married the next day? God, hire a whore.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

I fly a cool ship. That makes me cool.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

No, it makes you a tool.

[umbitch.livejournal.com]

*hysterical cackle*

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

I hate you all.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up, you stupid frizzy-haired spoiled brat.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Oh look, it's the Mountie's girlfriend.

[withoutverona]

Just because you're too damaged to know about true love, or the pleasures of a woman's company, or any pleasure greater than that of destruction, does not make that true for us all. Good sir, I pity you.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Wow, she's really lacking in...all departments.

[remember5th.livejournal.com]

Just because you're a bitter old drunk doesn't give you the right to pick on those who are younger than you.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I wonder if she's dusty.

Literally.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Or at least be accurate, and tell her she says "sorry" incorrectly, as well.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. DON'T MAKE ME USE THE BAD LANGUAGE. I WILL. I WILL.

Don't make me say darn!

[tyler_gone]

Pity me all you want, at least I'm not a whiny little brat who tried to kill himself over a girl he'd known 36 hours.

I did something with my life. You moon and write poetry.

[not-that-gentle.livejournal.com]

I always knew Calormenes were intolerant.

[umbitch.livejournal.com]

*makes tea as is British...insanely...and pinkly*

[chasingangela]

What's wrong with mooning and writing poetry? I don't think I like you very much.

You both need, like, massive therapy.

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

*drinks* This is why we don't availability post. Ever.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Does anyone wanna see my cute kid? HE'S CUTE!

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

You are not half as beautiful as Susan the Gentle is rumored to be.