Fight! FIGHT! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT!

[withoutverona]

Inspired by this classic post by fates_jaye:

Go ahead. Get it out of your system.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

I fly a cool ship. That makes me cool.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

No, it makes you a tool.

[umbitch.livejournal.com]

*hysterical cackle*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Oh look, it's the Mountie's girlfriend.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Wow, she's really lacking in...all departments.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I wonder if she's dusty.

Literally.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. DON'T MAKE ME USE THE BAD LANGUAGE. I WILL. I WILL.

Don't make me say darn!

[umbitch.livejournal.com]

*makes tea as is British...insanely...and pinkly*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Does anyone wanna see my cute kid? HE'S CUTE!

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Yes, he's got Mommy's chest meaning...flat.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Mommy's nose too. You could open a beer bottle with that thing.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Hey, I made a baby! What have you all made?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

I have made Canada proud.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

You're a giant girl.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Some women like girls!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, now we're talking. Girl on girl. Nice.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Repulsive.

Wait. No, I should be into this! Damn Tatooine deserts. It's all Luke's fault!

[umbitch.livejournal.com]

*is a girl*

*knows girls*

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

NO.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

NO.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

NO.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

NO.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

We all agree. That's a scary prospect.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Your mom is a scary prospect!

[can_be_more]

What are you, the toaster?