Arrrrrgh

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

MUST I figure out how bloody depressed NOW?! REALLY?

This can't WAIT?!

*HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK*

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[tyler_gone]

See, mine's just crazy but I can't shake her. Except now she's decided I'm not worth it.

Coming back here is my breakdown. It's that or go back to who I was when I met her, and it took a lot of therapy to (mostly) kill that guy off.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Therapy only gets you so far, man. I've been in therapy for years and I'm still batty.

[tyler_gone]

They ever make you do inpatient? Everytime I end up back there, I remember why I broke out the first time.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm supposed to be there now. In fact, they hardly ever let me out. They're no fun at all, I tell ya.

I bust out once in a while on my own, but usually a buddy of mine scams me out. It's good to have friends.

[tyler_gone]

Friends are good. Minions are better. That's how I usually get out.

What's your label? Mine is Dissociative Identity Disorder.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Oooh, minions! Ain't got one of them yet.

Or do I? *scratches head*

My label? Oh, man. Uh...let's see. did canon ever actually give him one?? Paranoid psychosis? Disassociation of reality, for sure. I also hallucinate once in a while, have delusions of grandeur and memory loss. Though I think the latter is mostly due to some bad experiences I repress.

[tyler_gone]

Come up with some bullshit philosophy that involves beating the crap out of other people. Minion types flock to that.

I freak out when I can't remember stuff. Usually means he's been running around again.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I only punch people when they deserve it. Crooked business men and other assorted slimeballs like that.

I forget all kinds of crap, man. Like ALL THE TIME. I'm lucky I can remember my name. No...wait. I can't. What the hell does HM stand for anyway??

Who's he?

[tyler_gone]

I'll hit anybody if I'm in the mood.

Him. The one who came up 'cause I couldn't cope, decided Tyler was a nifty name and started using my body to get into fights. My evil twin-slash-imaginary friend-slash-delusion.

He's being quiet. Mostly. Might just be biding his time.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I'll have to keep that in mind, roomie.

Yah, not copin'. I know what that's like. It's why I'm like this. War does terrible things to a mind.

My 'personalities' ain't that bad. Most of are just...kinda out there. Seems we got a few things in common, don't it?

You know...maybe we should rename the house to somethin' like The Den of Insanity. House of Madness?

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

I'm coming from a couple of years in a mental hospital. Previous to that, I jumped into a 'grave' on stage, then ran out of the theatre, then tried to beat someone's head in in a diner, and they finally found me attempting to strangle a swan.

[tyler_gone]

I made up an alter ego, with a completely separate sex life and job from my own, who raised a terrorist army and tried to blow up a city.

When I'm "normal," I like to hang out at support group meetings for diseases I don't have.

I think I win.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

And what a lovely prize it is.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

We should make up our own support group. Seems there's a number of us crazy foo's running around Fandom.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

...support groups.

*shudder*

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

It all depends on the group, man. Some ain't so bad. 'Course, I tend to have my own kinda special group.

Even if some of the 'members' complain about it.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

We'll have to see.