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[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

Okay, so enough with the emo!

I mean there's gotta be some things that make you happy! Besides sex Right!?

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[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, how Tink loves making fun of the less fortunate! It brings her such joy!

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

It's good to see you happy Tink! Once I take care of that Wendybird thing, it'll be one more thing to celebrate!

Ohh....and uhh..

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

HOORAY FOR THE BOY WHO WAS GOING TO KILL THE WENDY-BIRD!!!! And who took her away from stupid Neverland when Peeeeeetah got all Wendy-happy but Tink doesn't know that. But she appreciates it nonetheless!!!

Hmmmmmm. Would he be telling all his friends where he got it, and making poor Tink just hand it out to total strangers and never have a moment's rest?

Oooooooooor ... did he just want a pinch or two so that he could occasionally go zipping around late at night and he'd solemnly promise to never tell a single soul how he was doing it, because Tink could be a vicious horrible creature if you got on her bad side?

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

Just a pinch or two. I don't think anyone else here knows how to use it. And I'm nowhere near a good enough teacher as you are Tink to be able to tell them!

And there might be a free squishy or two in it for you

Wait... the Wendybird is Wendy?! Like girl Wendy?!? Oh man... Tink I'd be in so much trouble if I killed her!! I can't. All I can do is promise that she won't go back to Neverland ;;-;; I'm sorry!!! Is there something I can do ot make up for it?!?!?

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

She left Neverland???? She left? Really?

OH! OH, SORA! THAT WAS THE HAPPIEST NEWS EVER!!!!! Tink was ever so happy and Wendy was alone and nobody loved her at all ever and Pee-tah was miserable and alone and SORA! That was wonderful!

Tink would totally loan Sora some of her pixie dust. He should see her some time when she actually remembered to open her store. Um. Which she would do some time soon. Really.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

BEST PASTTIME EVER.

I would high-five you, but you're tiny and I don't want to hurt your fabulous, delicate, wee hands.

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, Tink appreciated the sentiment, and rather cheerfully returned the air-five! And was half-wondering if they couldn't start some sort of weekly gathering to abuse passers-by, but that idea had never gotten off the ground and she would settle for being grateful that she got to teach Abuse 101.