Newbie Emo!

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

Just because we haven't been here long doesn't mean we don't need therapy.

What are you emoing about, new people? Or, alternately, why are you about to explode from bliss? (Not Blysse.)

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[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. Maybe that my mom died when I was eight because she ran a red light rushing to school to pick me up? Or that the guy I loved left because the mother of his child kidnapped her and he has to go find her and then hide out forever? Or maybe that my parents lied to me all my life and I'm really adopted - which I found out when my birth mother showed up on my doorstep? Oh yeah, and she's dying of breast cancer, which means I get to watch another mother die?

Or maybe 'cause of the person who's sending me really creepy emails and IM's?

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

Well, that all sucks.

Any idea who's behind that last thing? Can you block his screenename?

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

At first I thought it was this journalist who'd been bugging me, but she turned out to be my bio mom and had no idea what I was talking about.

Yeah, I tried that, but they just came back with another name.

[noboynextdoor.livejournal.com]

Master Anakin "Hi, I married your ex-girlfriend and she's all mine now even though I'm a robe-wearing dick" Skywalker.

[sith_happened]

Oh, bite me, bad hair kid.

And I know bad hair.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

Your ex girlfriend is married? Like how old are you?

[unddann]

German is not the same as sneezing! . . . That's all I can think of.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

Gesundheit!

... sorry. I had to. But yeah, that sucks. Hopefully people will get the joke out of their systems?

[unddann]

Ja, hopefully. They think maybe I haven't heard it before.

[meg-powers.livejournal.com]

My mother's the President of the United States of America! Can you say hell of a lot to live up to?

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Make like the Bush twins and start underage drinking NOW.

[momslilassassin]

Turns out half of my family went to this school and it turned them all insane...

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

*steps away*

You're ... going to break the tradition, right? Right?

[momslilassassin]

As long as those gremlins stay away from me, yes.

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

I spent the summer at crazy camp because I was certain I'd spent the previous year having delusions and hallucinations and now I'm being told that aliens and magic exist and I met a talking frog.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

I still refuse to believe in the frog. He has to be a toy or else someone slipped me much better drugs than I'm used to.

I talk to my dead dad sometimes. But that's completely normal, right? I mean ... relatively speaking.

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

More normal than having God talk to you, I'd say.

... not that I know anything about that.

[iruinenglish.livejournal.com]

Okay, that is a frog? Not some sort of weird felt demon I need to have someone else do research on?

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Well... I don't know anything about demons except that they're evil.

But I'm pretty sure the frog isn't evil.

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

I've no idea where I am, or how it is I came to be here. I miss my sister Jane terribly and I fear I shall never see her again.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

That's horrible.

At least she's still alive?

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

She is. Unless one counts the timeline as being fixed, in which case she would have died of old age at least a century ago. One hopes for fluidity, in that case.

[iruinenglish.livejournal.com]

Are you SURE you're not all on a Hellmouth? Because seriously, I was maybe a smidge looking forward to a social life and it's kinda looking like I'm still going to spend my nights... doing absolutely nothing. Nothing to see here, move along.

[raspberryturk]

Pretty sure, yo.

Except for that one time where Hades, the vice-principal, opened a gate to the underworld or whatever because he was tryin' to turn the island into somethin' kinda like Hell.

Jerk.

[iruinenglish.livejournal.com]

See, this is what I'm saying. Hell on Earth and I didn't even get a phone call.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

What's a Hellmouth?

Oh, great, something else I've never heard of.

[arjiki-diamonds.livejournal.com]

I am not a fan of the 'technology'.