Mine's dating a Lord or a Duke or a whatever. He's kind of dumb but good at squash so, I don't know. I'm forcing myself to hang out with him to piss her off.

It's kind of making my boyfriend jealous but he totally started the whole jealousy thing by screwing a MILF.

Okay, that last part is what's going on in my mun's head. The first part is true though.