fandomtherapy | (no subject)

Tell me a secret, Fandom High. Something no one else knows.

If you don't have any secrets, tell me one thing you wish would happen to you.

I think I might be attracted to Tyler.

Tyler, huh? You could do a lot worse, at least!

...right. But, you see, Tyler is a man.

...

Understand?

And you don't like guys that way?

Your powers of observation are just staggering.

Well, I sure as hell don't understand.

Right. This is why I donate to schools.

...just Tyler?

Yes, just Tyler.

...do I even know you?

No...but I'd be more than willing to get to know you. And that sweet ass.

~~Do you have a goatee?~~

You're not my type.