fandomtherapy | (no subject)

Tell me a secret, Fandom High. Something no one else knows.

If you don't have any secrets, tell me one thing you wish would happen to you.

I kind of have issues.

Wait, is that not a secret?

I could not tell that at all.

Shush, you.

Not so much a secret, no.

Look at it this way: I am keeping it to myself because half of what's going through my head would keep you up for DAYS.

...

Try me.

I should probably not heal up completely till we've had a chance to talk, right? Less chance of dirty that way?

Probably true. I'd ask how your issues would lead to dirty but then I remembered who I was talking about.

Hey, who started hitting on who after hearing about the whole Vader thing?

That...was so not my fault. How did that happen?

You started hitting on me, that's how.

*coughs* (http://ltcolkirk.livejournal.com/16827.html?thread=584891#t584891) Right. My fault.

Oh that is so not my fault.

You should try not to be so cute.

NO KIDDING.

YOU ARE NOT HELPING, MR. I-KNOCKED-UP-SOMEONE-THE-SAME-AGE-AS-MY-GRANDDAUGHTER.

IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL EXPRESSION OF LOVE, OKAY, AND NOT ICKY AT ALL. JEEZ.

EW. EW. EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW E WE WE WE W EW E WEWEWEWEWEWEWEW.

SHUT UP. I AM AWESOME, OKAY?

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW.