fandomtherapy | (no subject)

Tell me a secret, Fandom High. Something no one else knows.

If you don't have any secrets, tell me one thing you wish would happen to you.

JESS IS MY BABY'S DADDY.

...okay, not really.

But I do worry that Anakin loved Padme more, and compares us.

I always loved you more. She was a second choice and probably knew it.

...really?

Really. You don't see my children named after her relatives, do you?

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL.

*SMITES*

I THINK HE WOULD MAYBE NOTICE. HE IS PSYCHIC.

(Though I have to wonder how he missed the sekrit affair.)

(I'm just that good!)