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[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Tell me a secret, Fandom High. Something no one else knows.

If you don't have any secrets, tell me one thing you wish would happen to you.

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[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

I bet it is. You was formally educated and all.

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Trust me, there's plenty I don't know, even with my so-called education.

You're actually able to be useful.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

...you're useful. You're pretty an' you know how t'do all KINDS of things I can't, an' you can talk an' look like a lady to boot.

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

I'm an ornament. What I have to teach is easily learned.

What you can do is a gift.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

It's a gift that means I don't get any recognition as bein' a girl, or pretty -- which is okay, 'cause I ain't -- or respectable or nothin'. I get dirty fingernails an' boys talkin' to me like I'm one of 'em. You can associate with diplomats an' politicians an' wear beautiful clothes an' make people happy an' be respected all over the galaxy. Companions'll always be a class above my sort, no matter how much more we might be an actual need, rather than just desire. An' I don't see nothin' wrong with that, but it's a fact.

Plus, it ain't so easily learned, or I'd already know how t'do it all.

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

The idea that you're not pretty is just ridiculous. You're absolutely lovely.

As for learning what I know, that can happen if it would make you more comfortable, but I don't think you need it.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Eh, I know HOW everything works, an' how to make it fun, but I ain't too good at makin' it romantical-like. So THAT would be useful.

And if you got one of those books of, um...positions....

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Help yourself whenever you like.