EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW.

[solo_sword]

MY GRANDFATHER ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT HAVING A KID WITH HIS WIFE WHO IS THE SAME AGE AS ME IS A "BEAUTIFUL EXPRESSION OF LOVE" IN THERAPY.

This should not be what drives me over the edge.

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[sith_happened]

....oops?

[solo_sword]

A LITTLE BIT, YES. EW. EW. EW.

[momslilassassin]

I KNOW, RIGHT?! WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM?!!!!

[solo_sword]

MANY THINGS. I THINK HE WANTS TO HURT MY BRAIN.

[momslilassassin]

NO KIDDING. I THOUGHT THE PART WHERE HE WAS ALIVE WOULD BE THE WEIRD PART, BUT NOOOOOO. HE TALKS, TOO.

WHO LETS HIM TALK?????!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I AM WORKING ON THAT.

[momslilassassin]

...and you are?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

...your step-grandma.

Please don't call me that.

[momslilassassin]

O.O.

Dean was right. You are cute.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?

[solo_sword]

...DID YOU JUST CALL OUR STEP-GRANDMA CUTE???

[momslilassassin]

...no?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

....I AM SO, SO SORRY. I AM SO SORRY.

ANAKIN, GOOD GOD, THIS IS WHY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK.

(also, BEAUTIFUL EXPRESSION OF LOVE? um, no, it's called AN ACCIDENT.)

[solo_sword]

You do realize by the time you have this kid, we're going to be exactly the same age, right, Grandma?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

...please don't call me that, ew.

You can babysit? It'll be a cute baby!

[solo_sword]

Yeah, the last kid I babysat just called you cute in another comment.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

EW.

[solo_sword]

HOLD ME LIKE YOU DID BY THE LAKE ON NABOO.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

*HOLDS* QOAWISDZ8VAPO;IJDFKALNB;LKJQWASD

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

...I love how your family actually helps me feel like mine is normal.

=D

[solo_sword]

Oh, just wait till the next time I see you in the gym.

TEASING LIKE NO OTHER. Except this is still OOC. Damn.

[intraspective]

Oh, that's just precious.

*falls over laughing*

[solo_sword]

YOU ARE NOT HELPING.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I am so telling my father that next time I talk to him.

[can_be_more]

Please don't!

[tyler_gone]

You know, every so often I kind of want to actually call my dad? And then something like this makes me glad I don't.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

Think of it this way: you're a beautiful expression of love between your mother and someone your father really hates. It's great payback.

[solo_sword]

Did you just say my father hates someone my mother had a beautiful expression of love with?

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

Your grandfather really hates. LOOK, MY PLAYER'S BEEN SICK. SHUT UP.

[solo_sword]

SO'S MINE BUT YOU NOTICE WE CAUGHT THAT.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

MINE IS MUCH SICKER THAN YOURS.

[weetuskenraider]

I . . . can't say anything. I really can't.

[solo_sword]

I'm just happy you haven't brought up some of my parents' dialogue like in certain other therapy posts.

[needsaparrot]

I'd offer to trade you families, but I really wouldn't wish that on anybody. Booze? I can offer that!

....God, I'm so totally That Guy who still hangs out with the high schoolers and buys them beer. Help me.

[solo_sword]

I hang out with adults on a regular basis, I think that makes it okay.

Wow, how am I not drinking heavily in the Caritas post for IC-but-OOC reasons?