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My player has been yelling at me all night for stupid Homecoming related reasons. So what if I don't wear ties and generally look vaguely wet and/or greasy in public appearances?

I DON'T LIKE TIES. I like open shirts and BLAZERS.

She doesn't. She keeps yelling at me to wear a tie because she needs icons. I'm so abused.

(And she's ignoring the pictures of me IN a suit and tie because my hair looks too poofy and helmet like.)

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And that icon kinda looks like Sandy Rivers. Huh.

I so get that. Why wear a tie? I like my collars open and loose and my hair messy.

Also, she bitches that I never smile. I think she hasn't seen my show where I was STABBED IN THE STOMACH multiple weeks in a row. Just saying, what reason do I have for smiling?

My mun has the opposite problem. All I do is wear ties. And when I point out she's playing a lawyer and that's what lawyers wear she brings up the fact that Marshall is hardly ever in a tie.

Well isn't that just great for Marshall.

Go for the bowtie. Can't go wrong there.

Does he wear a tie? DOES HE?

See, I do smile but she says I look like I have dirt on my face because I don't like to shave.

STUBBLE IS ATTRACTIVE.

And I am right there with you on open collars and messy hair. Grooming, pfft.

Ah, so you're in the 'she wants me to dress casual!' boat. Dude, we wear what we wear and they can just SHUT UP.

Except they won't.

A pink one!

I think a bow tie might make my head look like a zit.

Who needs it? Shaving is for people who have to get up and go to work in the morning. I'm technically unemployed right now. Shaving is like putting on pants. Way too much effort.

Not everyone can pull off purple like you, Chuckles.

At least you have hair?

What about the mint green? I think that would look good on everybody.

You're right. You might have too much head for a bowtie.

...Not dirty.

Good genes. My father still has hair too. I just style mine a little differently. I like giving it some volume!

THIS IS WHY I DON'T WEAR TIES.

I think she thinks that if she bitches enough I'll just give up and go naked.

Not a bad plan, actually.

And isn't considered sexy? I thought girls LIKED a little stubble.

She'd like to point out what happens when I wear bowties.

...um, you could use a comb there, too

And that's the reason I go open collar. I AM NOT SONNY CROCKETT as she likes to call me.

...oh, wow.

Look who's talkin'. Does that defy gravity on its own or what?

Have you seen the hair styles of when I'm from?

...they're kind of scary actually.

Dude. I'm all "Look, I have lots of pictures of me in a suit" but noooo...

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