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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

My player has been yelling at me all night for stupid Homecoming related reasons. So what if I don't wear ties and generally look vaguely wet and/or greasy in public appearances?

I DON'T LIKE TIES. I like open shirts and BLAZERS.

She doesn't. She keeps yelling at me to wear a tie because she needs icons. I'm so abused.

(And she's ignoring the pictures of me IN a suit and tie because my hair looks too poofy and helmet like.)

Comments

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

And that icon kinda looks like Sandy Rivers. Huh.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Does he wear a tie? DOES HE?

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

I so get that. Why wear a tie? I like my collars open and loose and my hair messy.

Also, she bitches that I never smile. I think she hasn't seen my show where I was STABBED IN THE STOMACH multiple weeks in a row. Just saying, what reason do I have for smiling?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

See, I do smile but she says I look like I have dirt on my face because I don't like to shave.

STUBBLE IS ATTRACTIVE.

And I am right there with you on open collars and messy hair. Grooming, pfft.

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

My mun has the opposite problem. All I do is wear ties. And when I point out she's playing a lawyer and that's what lawyers wear she brings up the fact that Marshall is hardly ever in a tie.

Well isn't that just great for Marshall.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you're in the 'she wants me to dress casual!' boat. Dude, we wear what we wear and they can just SHUT UP.

Except they won't.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Go for the bowtie. Can't go wrong there.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I think a bow tie might make my head look like a zit.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Not everyone can pull off purple like you, Chuckles.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

At least you have hair?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Good genes. My father still has hair too. I just style mine a little differently. I like giving it some volume!

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'm all "Look, I have lots of pictures of me in a suit" but noooo...

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I think my player would KILL for a nice tie picture. Yours doesn't want you to wear the suit?

[withoutverona]

THIS is what my actor wore to the premiere of my movie.

My player thinks he was mid-bender and borrowed a suit from someone five inches taller and 40 pounds heavier, then forgot to shower.

And let's not talk about that girl with him.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I can relate. This is what my actor wore to an APPEARANCE. WHAT IS THAT? He looks like a Miami Vice reject.

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR THEM TO LOOK NICE?

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Mine keeps screaming that I'm a fashion model, would it kill me to wear something that isn't completely insane? Her main complaint is that when I do wear something pretty, my make-up artist usually makes me look like a space alien or something.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't envy you the makeup! That's one thing most boys avoid since we don't wear it. There's just NEVER a balance, is there?

Look fine from the top, SCROLL DOWN FUG at the bottom. Or great clothes and TERRIBLE hair or makeup!

IT SHOULD BE EASY.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Um, dude. Tell her to shush about finding icons of me wearing clothes. I like, totally don't care if I get cold this winter. She keeps saying this is why I was just supposed to last the summer months.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

You can just wear a blanket!

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

No complaining. I look like a freak when you dress me in suits.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Or was that hot like fire?

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

I'm the shy, nervous, twitchy one but I fill out suits REALLY well. I am exempt from her wrath.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

She's so lucky to have you.

[justmisplaced.livejournal.com]

I do smart. Sometimes. But my actor does not. Or, certainly, does it BADLY.



WHY? JUST WHY?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

OMFG. CHUCK, ADVERT YOUR EYES. *covers them for the poor boy*

[doubleohblonde]

There's plenty of shots of me looking great in tuxes and suits...so of course she's only concerned about the naked icons.

Shallow as a puddle that one.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

There is nothing wrong with that kinda naked!

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

*totally does not flaunt character who wears plenty of ties with a PB who wears plenty of ties*

SO WHAT IF THE EYES ARE BLUE.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

SHUSH UP, CRAZY BITS.

OMG.

HOOOOOOT ICON.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

My mun keeps telling my actor to wear more normal things and more green. BUT THEN I WOULDN"T BE A QUIRKY INDY DARLING! SHE DOESN"T UNDERSTAND.

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

*ahem*

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Don't get my mun started. Just don't. Steam starts coming out of her ears. (It's kind of funny.)

[raspberryturk]

Ties suck, yo.

I mean, I'm supposed to wear one. It's part of my uniform?

Screw that.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Like I particularly care about my mun's opinions on fashion. She doesn't have many, and suits look a little awkward on men my size.

...

This might be why I have so many metrosexual uniforms.

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

My PB once appeared at a premiere with two-foot-tall fairy wings on her back. Let us be grateful that she occasionally dresses well enough to be seen in public?

[sith_happened]

*pings in late, but dude, wtf Hayden, wtf*

This is what happens when he dresses himself to go out in public.

And when he dresses up? Generally disaster. WHY ARE YOU SHINY, HAYDEN?! Even Rachel looks embarrassed by you.

[bigbrothersean.livejournal.com]

My mun says "Well, at least we can be grateful he's not to the wearing-underwear-on-the-outside stage of crazy yet."