LOOK I HAVE SOME ISSUES OKAY

[solo_sword]

I am maybe sort of having some issues, what with the latent mommy issues and wartime and WAY TOO MANY OF MY FRIENDS HAVING CRUSHES ON ME WTF NJO WRITERS and the whole expecting to get booted out of the military with no one trusting my judgment at all, and that's all on top of the general wtf that is my life.

SO FINE, I CRIED. THERE. HAPPY???

Make me feel better. What makes you cry?

Comments

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Nothing. *shows stoic icons of woe*

[solo_sword]

What if I died? *tries extremes*

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

There might be a glassy-eyed look of heartbreak.

[solo_sword]

...WELL AT LEAST I WON'T HAVE TO BE WORRIED ABOUT YOU IF I DIE, APPARENTLY. HMPH.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

HEY, NOT CRYING DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT DESTROYED ON THE INSIDE. I have my own way, okay? I have many meaningful looks in case you have not noticed.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Oh good lord, you sound like Victoria.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT MAKES ME CRY.

[solo_sword]

DO IT ANYWAY.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

SKANKY BOY-STEALING GIRLS MAKE ME CRY.

...BUT ONLY IN SEKRIT.

[momslilassassin]

I don't cry, wtf.

...except when I think I'm a soap opera character, apparently.

[solo_sword]

Yeah, that's what I said. We'll see about that.

[momslilassassin]

My life is fine. Nothing traumatic will happen to me.

...why do I hear laughter?

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Didn't you cry on your birthday?

[momslilassassin]

...

...

NO.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

So far?

Just Victoria. And not in the good way.

[solo_sword]

There's a good way?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Nothing makes Chuck Bass cry, nothing!

But my best friend leaving me for Dan Humphrey would definitely make me sadface. JUST SAYING

[solo_sword]

Would there be mistiness?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

No mistiness. Just bitchfacing. I am far too awesome for mistiness.

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

You liar. I steal away your boyfriend and you'd cry like they just ran out of cravats at the store and you had to wear a clip on.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I DID NOT CRY. I EMO'D IN MY LIMO WHILE YOU HAD A TAKE A GROSS-ASS TRAIN BACK TO NEW YORK.

I WILL HAVE REVENGE.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hobbit death

Ummmm, lots of stuff? I'm not exactly Mister Stony Face or anything.

[solo_sword]

Well, fine. BE in touch with your emotions. See if I care.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...well, I do kinda have all these issues with my dad who ran out on me. I don't know how to deal with those feelings.

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Where do I start?

In the Red Lobster while discussing breaking up with my fiancee.

After getting slapped by Barney.

While my boss is lecturing me.

I AM A VERY EMOTIONAL MAN. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

[solo_sword]

Do you own stock in tissues?

Should you?

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

It would probably save me some money.

[sith_happened]

Death of family members?

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Or your favorite hairbrush breaks.

[sith_happened]

IT IS A VERY NICE HAIRBRUSH, OKAY?!

...I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Losing loved ones.

Accidentally hurting people.

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Income taxes

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

The memory of my parents dying horribly right in front of my eyes when I was ten years old.

[needsaparrot]

Not getting a firetruck on my seventh birthday!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*gives real truck because Xander-woe is omgawful*

[talon-wraith.livejournal.com]

I don't cry I go into an emocoma instead.

[weetuskenraider]

I thought that was my schtick.

[talon-wraith.livejournal.com]

Lights on, nobody home? Fun times.

[wanna-be-lucas.livejournal.com]

Girls.

My mom.

My deadbeat dad.

My team.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

There is nothing wrong with crying, okay?

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

THE MARKET THESE DAYS.

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

Old Yeller. I defy any Klingon to watch that movie and not weep like a baby at the end.

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

My mom.
Jake.
My dad.
My life being so screwed up.
Ellie
Lucas

[the_merriest]

My boyfriend, blowing himself up like a freaking idiot.