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So, for those that did have visitors and those that didn't...

...how was Parent's Weekend?

... I slept with my ex.

I don't want to talk about it.

I now own a burlesque club! And I got my scarf back! And I threatened Serena! And I got to see my ~~boyfriend~~ BFF! And I figured out that my dad is totally tapping that van der Woodsen ass!

And I made out with Robin's sister!

God damn, what a good weekend.

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

I don't see the big deal. She's attractive, I'm very attractive. You should be proud.

I had an awesome time.

Dude, I got an autograph.

I want my dad to stay 'round, and I never want to talk to Ichigo's dad ever again.

My parents are awesome. My best friend turned into a piece of furniture.

I...am the world's biggest mama's boy...

I don't want to talk about it.

I didn't get to sleep with ANYONE.

That is just *wrong*.

My sister is going to kill me when she finds out about 'her visit.'

If she finds out....

Thanks, I need it.

My BFF who I haven't seen in ten years came to visit. She grew up so nice! And cute!

And I told her my girlfriend's name was Kaywinnit.

Bad on me.

I've never been in the middle of two women.

I'm telling people your name is Nedthaniel. I don't care if it ain't true.

It was a simple mistake! She liked the name!

WHATEVER, NEDTHANIEL. WHATEVER.

I couldn't stop arguing with my guest.

And I think she insulted a frakking Sith which is juuuuuust great.

Give me two weeks on the Sith thing. I've gotta kill my aunt and scheduling these things is a total bitch.

I did some flirting with both my guest and my roommate.

Good weekend overall!

Some simpering pretty boy thought I was his friend Linus. No, I didn't tell him I wasn't. Fuck would I do that for?

And I might have ~~flirted~~ set up a sparring date with the chemistry teacher.

And ~~flirted~~ chatted up one of my tenants.

I spent the weekend having my wardrobe criticized, while being sort of girlslashily propositioned because I wouldn't let her near the boys.

I don't want to talk about it.

My sister made out with Chuck Bass.

Enough said.

I...think my weekend went mostly well.

There were no arguments.

No real complaints here. I got to see my dad, no one cared I that I'd kind of kept who he was to myself, and I got to talk embarrassing stories about my roommate with his friend.

... also, I think Ichigo's dad thought I was kind of hot. I should probably be more disturbed by that than I am.

I'M LOSING MY PRECIOUS HAMSTER TO HIS GAMBLING ADDICTION.

*sob*

...I just don't want to talk about it.

I got given this really cool blessed dagger by the head of my religion. Dude, the weekend was awesome!

*goes to read that bit now*

Me and Uncle Kermit got to play with the lead singer from ZZ Top!

Me too!

My cousin's secretly BFF with a Sith who wants to kill me.

So...par for the course?

I still haven't seen my dad. Anyone catch him?

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