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So, the holidays are upon us! People are heading home, people are bunking down, people are getting festive!

So, make a list, check it twice and tell us a few things you want for whatever holiday you might be getting set to celebrate! It can be something you know you won't get, something you really hope you might get some day, or something you know you'll get.

Be specific! Be broad! Wish for something unattainable! Wish for something attainable!

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My Christmas wish is ~~hobos and fish~~ to not have to go home.

1. A really cool new backflip.
2. An end to most serious crime, while leaving some for me to stop.
3. A new motorcycle.
4. Girls.

Dear Santa,

I've been a ~~bad~~ ~~good~~ bad/good (pick whichever you prefer) girl this year, and so this year I would like to get:

Shoes
Two Shrub Valley on DVD
Laid
One of the pretty cell phones with the full keyboard for better texting
My parents to notice I'm not THERE
Peace on Earth, except for those people I hate

Thanks!

Love, Brooke!

I will settle for no one dying.

Also, no more relatives. Seriously.

I wish for the holidays to be over already! How long does the blasted season last? Too long, dammit! Too long!

I JUST WANNA BE NORMAL. GOD. HOW HARD IS THAT.

Also, parental attention, to not get kicked out of a THIRD school, ~~my mun to play me more~~, some vampires to kill every now and then, and a gift card to Pixie Dust.

I wish to get into art school.

And to get laid.

Oh, and no relatives dying? I like that one.

I want my girlfriend to decide she's not going to go fight demons, and that instead she wants to go back to Verona with me.

Also, I'd like a motorcycle. I think I would look cool on one.

Dear Santa,

I would like the following things:

- ~~Hannibal~~ NEVERMIND OMG.
- Angela
- Blair ~~preferably in a limo~~
- That hot grumpy guy from Sex Ed
- ~~Dean Winchester~~

Honestly, everything else I can buy myself.

Oh. And if you randomly give me step-siblings, I guess I won't complain. Especially if one is a hot blonde with war horse legs.

- Chuck

Edited 2008-12-21 02:58 (UTC)

Dear Santa,

I know I haven't been a very good girl, but I would like the following:

- Scotch
- another puppy
- a new hockey stick
- a Ferrari
- a place to drive my new Ferrari
- more reasons to use my Christmas icons
- to know the dirty thing Benton was thinking and won't tell me
- to go home to Canada
- for everyone to forget about Robin Sparkles. Permanently.

Love and kisses,

Robin

Edited 2008-12-21 02:04 (UTC)

It wasn't that dirty of a thing! I promise! Stop obsessing!

NO ONE WILL EVER FORGET ABOUT ROBIN SPARKLES. EVER.

I CAN STILL ASK SANTA OMG.

UM THIS LIST IS FOR SANTA, NOT FOR YOU.

Dear Santa:

While I would prefer everyone else get things before me, here is what I would wish for should you have time:

- A safe and productive upcoming school year
- A continued enjoyable relationship with Robin
- Happiness and prosperity for my friends and family.

And, um, also:
- More lingerie for Robin
- More leather pants for Robin

They make me happy as well.

Thank you kindly.

Dear Santa:

I have been a very, very good girl this year. My name should be at the tip-top of the Nice list, that's how good I've been.

So, this is what I want, please:

- a monkey to be friends with Popples. IT AIN'T FAIR THAT CHUCK HAS ONE.
- a ship to play with
- or at least more ship parts. Cars are kinda boring.
- to get laid. (IT WILL HAPPEN SOON. I CAN FEEL IT. And also he said so.)
- for Ned to say those words I say in Chinese, but in English.
- a MOUNTAIN OF STRAWBERRIES.
- for Toby to have a lesbian friend so I'll stop feeling bad.
- for that scary lady on TV to lose her show and take her tablescapes with her.
- to be pretty, or at least have pretty things.
- for Ben to not have to kill anyone ever again.
- for Ned's fingers to not be magic, at least for a day.
- a pony!
- to be on Gossip Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

Kaylee

Edited 2008-12-21 02:19 (UTC)

HO HO HO!

Oh, and Merry Christmas, too.

I know. I hate Christmas.

DON'T CALL ME THAT.

It's a good thing you respect my privacy and never look in any mysterious boxes in the closet. Especially not the ones that look like they might contain anything with lace or leather.

Edited 2008-12-21 02:17 (UTC)

Dear Santa,

If I promise to be good next year, you can consider this an incentive, right? Right.

So, for Christmas, I would like

- Angela.
- Chuck of the Bass variety
- Both of them together? We can work on that.
- A motorcycle
- For Amber to be happy
- For Professor Dex to be Cher again
- Some new boots
- Snow
- Angela and Chuck together again.

I'll be good, I promise!

- Hannibal

Dear Santa,

I would like our stock to stop plummeting.

And for Tony to stay out of trouble.

...really, just the stock thing.

- P

Dear Santa,

I would like for it to be a girl.

Love, Rory

PS: A boy is okay, too, but I just think he'll be made fun of if I name him Lorelai.

Dear Person Who Says He Is Santa But I'm Not Sure Since I Never Received Gifts as a Child,

If you are up there, I haven't gotten a chance to be anything BUT good so I'd like:

- My own oven.
- New oven mitts.
- To not COMPLETELY blow it when I decide to go all the way with Kaylee
- Condoms not to be so confusing
- My father to somehow know how much he hurt me
- To not be confronted with dead things
- To be confident enough to tell Kaylee how I feel
- Some new sweaters
- A new tie
- To play in the snow
- To be considered a studmuffin

So, if you're there, that's it.

Ned

Edited 2008-12-21 02:32 (UTC)

Dear Santa,

I would like:

- Ted to be here.
- Cookies.
- To go to Minnesota.
- More cookies.
- Lily in lingerie.
- For Robin to perform Let's Go to the Mall in public again. Just once.
- Lily in lingerie holding cookies.
- Cookie dough.

Thank you!

- Marshall

Edited 2008-12-21 02:25 (UTC)

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