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[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

So, the holidays are upon us! People are heading home, people are bunking down, people are getting festive!

So, make a list, check it twice and tell us a few things you want for whatever holiday you might be getting set to celebrate! It can be something you know you won't get, something you really hope you might get some day, or something you know you'll get.

Be specific! Be broad! Wish for something unattainable! Wish for something attainable!

Comments

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

My Christmas wish is hobos and fish to not have to go home.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

1. A really cool new backflip.
2. An end to most serious crime, while leaving some for me to stop.
3. A new motorcycle.
4. Girls.

[gobrookeyourself]

Dear Santa,

I've been a bad good bad/good (pick whichever you prefer) girl this year, and so this year I would like to get:

Shoes
Two Shrub Valley on DVD
Laid
One of the pretty cell phones with the full keyboard for better texting
My parents to notice I'm not THERE
Peace on Earth, except for those people I hate

Thanks!


Love, Brooke!

[solo_sword]

I will settle for no one dying.

Also, no more relatives. Seriously.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

You're getting another aunt or uncle in the spring. Sorry.

[all4thewookiees.livejournal.com]

I wish for the holidays to be over already! How long does the blasted season last? Too long, dammit! Too long!

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

I know. I hate Christmas.

[iruinenglish.livejournal.com]

I JUST WANNA BE NORMAL. GOD. HOW HARD IS THAT.

Also, parental attention, to not get kicked out of a THIRD school, my mun to play me more, some vampires to kill every now and then, and a gift card to Pixie Dust.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

I wish to get into art school.

And to get laid.

Oh, and no relatives dying? I like that one.

[withoutverona]

I want my girlfriend to decide she's not going to go fight demons, and that instead she wants to go back to Verona with me.

Also, I'd like a motorcycle. I think I would look cool on one.

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Wish granted. No fighting demons.

Witches, on the other hand, you're just going to have to deal with. Besides, I still maintain that dealing with your family is FAR more hazardous to my health than a few crazy magic users.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

I would like the following things:

- Hannibal NEVERMIND OMG.
- Angela
- Blair preferably in a limo
- That hot grumpy guy from Sex Ed
- Dean Winchester

Honestly, everything else I can buy myself.

Oh. And if you randomly give me step-siblings, I guess I won't complain. Especially if one is a hot blonde with war horse legs.

- Chuck

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

I know I haven't been a very good girl, but I would like the following:

- Scotch
- another puppy
- a new hockey stick
- a Ferrari
- a place to drive my new Ferrari
- more reasons to use my Christmas icons
- to know the dirty thing Benton was thinking and won't tell me
- to go home to Canada
- for everyone to forget about Robin Sparkles. Permanently.

Love and kisses,

Robin

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

It wasn't that dirty of a thing! I promise! Stop obsessing!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa:

While I would prefer everyone else get things before me, here is what I would wish for should you have time:

- A safe and productive upcoming school year
- A continued enjoyable relationship with Robin
- Happiness and prosperity for my friends and family.

And, um, also:
- More lingerie for Robin
- More leather pants for Robin

They make me happy as well.

Thank you kindly.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing you respect my privacy and never look in any mysterious boxes in the closet. Especially not the ones that look like they might contain anything with lace or leather.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa:

I have been a very, very good girl this year. My name should be at the tip-top of the Nice list, that's how good I've been.

So, this is what I want, please:

- a monkey to be friends with Popples. IT AIN'T FAIR THAT CHUCK HAS ONE.
- a ship to play with
- or at least more ship parts. Cars are kinda boring.
- to get laid. (IT WILL HAPPEN SOON. I CAN FEEL IT. And also he said so.)
- for Ned to say those words I say in Chinese, but in English.
- a MOUNTAIN OF STRAWBERRIES.
- for Toby to have a lesbian friend so I'll stop feeling bad.
- for that scary lady on TV to lose her show and take her tablescapes with her.
- to be pretty, or at least have pretty things.
- for Ben to not have to kill anyone ever again.
- for Ned's fingers to not be magic, at least for a day.
- a pony!
- to be on Gossip Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

Kaylee

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

If I promise to be good next year, you can consider this an incentive, right? Right.

So, for Christmas, I would like

- Angela.
- Chuck of the Bass variety
- Both of them together? We can work on that.
- A motorcycle
- For Amber to be happy
- For Professor Dex to be Cher again
- Some new boots
- Snow
- Angela and Chuck together again.

I'll be good, I promise!

- Hannibal

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwww!

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

I would like our stock to stop plummeting.

And for Tony to stay out of trouble.

...really, just the stock thing.

- P

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

I would like for it to be a girl.

Love, Rory

PS: A boy is okay, too, but I just think he'll be made fun of if I name him Lorelai.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Dear Person Who Says He Is Santa But I'm Not Sure Since I Never Received Gifts as a Child,

If you are up there, I haven't gotten a chance to be anything BUT good so I'd like:

- My own oven.
- New oven mitts.
- To not COMPLETELY blow it when I decide to go all the way with Kaylee
- Condoms not to be so confusing
- My father to somehow know how much he hurt me
- To not be confronted with dead things
- To be confident enough to tell Kaylee how I feel
- Some new sweaters
- A new tie
- To play in the snow
- To be considered a studmuffin

So, if you're there, that's it.

Ned

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

I THINK YOU ARE THE STUDDLIEST OF MUFFINS.

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

I would like:

- Ted to be here.
- Cookies.
- To go to Minnesota.
- More cookies.
- Lily in lingerie.
- For Robin to perform Let's Go to the Mall in public again. Just once.
- Lily in lingerie holding cookies.
- Cookie dough.

Thank you!

- Marshall

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I will sing it if you'll let me play baskiceball.

ETA: I'LL DO ONE BETTER. I'LL SING THE SANDCASTLES SONG THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

We don't really have you on Caprica so I'm going to take advantage while I can! I would like:

- To graduate soon.
- To find some halfway decent thing to do after graduation.
- A portal of my very own so I can go visit Adah at the drop of a hat
- Some friends for Pride
- For my father to respect me
- To see my brother again
- For my arms to never ever get smaller than they are
- To grow a few inches, god frakking dammit.

Thanks!

- Lee

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Hi S.C.

Let's be honest here, I'm not the nicest girl in the world. But just in case you are feeling lax about the rules this year I would like:

- Sex
- Free drinks at Caritas for life
- A geek of my very own
- For John to get bit by a gremlin again
- More sex

Thanks!

Lois

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

See, that's just not right.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Dear Person Who Supposedly Brings Gifts In the Night:

I'd like:

- To not die when I go back home
- For my friends to be safe when I leave
- For John to get bitten by a gremlin again
- For Karal and Altra to visit me some day
- For Aravis to fall off a horse one day
- For Tatooine to get some kind of attraction besides its SAND.

Thanks!

- Gavin

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

If you are very nice to me, or get me very drunk, someday I will tell you about the time I fell off a horse.

I was much younger than you were, though.

[thankgoditsme.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses. I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too.

Milk and cookies,
Friday Next

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Is there lots of room for him in your two-car garage? I hear you could feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage.

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Dear Terrifying Fake Person That Is Invented For The Benefit Of Children,

Hello. Please do not break into my home. If you wish to give me the following, please deposit all physical items outside my door, and do not venture further inwards without express permission. Also, please stop watching me when I'm sleeping, and I doubt you care whether I've been bad or good. The propaganda, however it may be intended to coerce me into behaving, is not welcome nor will I adhere to it.

That said, I would like:

- my life to be infinitely less complicated.
- my choices to be easier.
- chocolate. Honestly, if you could arrange some sort of chocolate palace, that I could eat for the rest of my days, I would die a happy woman.
- to not gain a pound from said chocolate palace.
- for Karal to be able to ride Trenor again.
- to be able to see Gavin fall off a horse.
- a young lady for Cor. Not a wife, though.
- sex.
- for the weather to be warm again.

Thank you.

- Aravis, Lady of Anvard

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

I've been good. Really good. I never get in trouble or anything. I'm not like ma at all!

- A puppy. Or a kitten. Or something in a cage that I won't lose.
- Socks!
- Please make Cal happy for me. I worry about him and his emo moodiness.
- Liir in leather pants.
- Sex. With Liir.
- Big fat sugar cookies with the cream filling between them.
- I really really don't want to have to go home when I graduate. Please give me money. I can't handle another trailer block party.
- For my ma and Loretta to get whatever they want too!
- A poster size Hannibal on my closet door.

Thank you!
Amber Atkins

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

The KKG calendar will be out soon. I'll buy you one!

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

This whole Christmas thing has amused me since the beginning of time so why not, right? I haven't been good, I don't plan on being good, but I'll give you a list anyway.

I'd like:

- Some new boots. The ones I have are really goddamn old.
- For that dumb stupid angel to fall off a cliff.
- For Biff to grow a mullet. IT'D BE FUNNY.
- ...more snuggling. Shut up. SHUT UP.
- For Sarah not to shoot me when I step over the line. It would sting.
- To be able to drink alcohol. COME ON, GOD, LET ME HAVE MY LUXURIES BACK.
- For something exciting to happen on this island
- For Pepper to actually fix something
- For Pepper to fix something in lingerie
- For my wings to turn different colors. Mood wings would be awesome.

Whatever whatever.

- Loki

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

My mun has been awfully twitchy to use this icon. That's all I'm saying.

[tyler_gone]

Dear Santa,

Please, like I ever believed in you. But just in case I'm wrong, I would like:

- Tony to quit being a pony.
- Lindsay to wear fewer clothes around the house.
- A magically refilling coffee cup.
- Mythbusters on DVD.
- More sparring partners.

Regards,

T. Durden

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

I second the Lindsay wish even if I don't live with you and wouldn't see it. It would still be nice to imagine.