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So, the holidays for the most part have come and gone.

What'd you do? What'd you get? Did your day suck? Did you get drunk, or was that just me?

TELL ME ~~so my player will be entertained at work~~.

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I'm trying to convince my totally evil cousin not to kill all of the Wookiees as we fly towards their home planet.

I have a bad feeling about this, yo.

What's a Wookiee?

Hmmm. Think a cross between a gorilla and a bear, make it bigger and hand it weapons.

FUZZY.

They can also rip your arms off if they get unhappy.

...but fuzzy.

...but seven feet tall!

But fuzzy.

Look, they are. You ever see a baby Wookiee? Goofy-looking bundles of fur that even a grouchy old man has to smile at.

I haven't seen a baby Wookiee! Somehow I don't think that's on the list of things to do when we get to Kashyyyk.

You've got to learn to stop and smell the roses. Or the stinky bundles of fur, as the case may be.

I'm not gonna get my arms yanked off trying to sniff bundles of fur?

Just smell them from a distance. Trust me, you'll be able to.

Yeah, I remember that about Lowie.

I hate Christmas. Josh never buys me anything and I ate too much General Tso's chicken.

Also, it's not really his birthday. Just putting that out there.

I always wondered about that, what with the shepherds out in the desert in DECEMBER.

And the angel? Missed the birth by a DECADE.

What, did he take a wrong turn at the pearly gates?

Got distracted betting on wrestling matches in Greece. I WISH I WERE MAKING THIS UP.

To be fair, that is very distracting in my head.

...point. But for ten years?

Isn't that like three seconds in angel-time?

Well, maybe. But I still take him down from the stupid nativity scenes. He can't retcon what happened.

Uh, I got shot down and ended up with a metal rod poking out of my stomach.

So, not a good holiday in general terms, no. Are you gonna share the booze?

I can! You can have rum, since it tends to make me feel icky.

Poor Weird Hair Kid. But that'll be a great story for parties.

OH NOES!

My mom sent me earmuffs.

And the radio called me a pussy.

It was a weird Christmas.

[ooc: NOTE TO SELF, CHECK WHICH COMM THESE THINGS ARE POSTED IN. *FACEPALM*]

WELL YOU WERE BEING ONE AND I WAS DRUNK.

Also, yay earmuffs.

[I LIKED HEARING ABOUT YOUR CHRISTMAS TOO. :D]

Hey, I haven't actually... kissed a girl, yet. I'm... waiting for the right time or something.

And yeah, the earmuffs are awesome. I should be glad my mom didn't send me a whole parka or something.

Um, mistletoe is like an instant right-time...inator.

Though parkas are not.

...Okay, yeah, you got a point there.

I just thought it'd be... too forward. Or something.

Well, my boyfriend was in the medical ward, I had a mission go really badly, and people are starting rumors my dead twin's really alive.

At least I wasn't half-blind this year?

But on the bright side, your boyfriend now has rum that he has to share!

*quietly starts wigging out*

I SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER.

AND MAYBE SPENT MONEY. SHHH.

YEAH I REPORTED IT AND NOW I AM CURIOUS.

No one called you that word this year, did they?

I went with my boyfriend to visit his family.

There were no guns, no fistfights, no hospital visits, and no unpleasant dealings with anyone with the last name of 'Capulet'. I'm pretty sure it's a Christmas Miracle.

I dunno, Christmas with guns sounds like fun to me.

I'm weird, though.

Oh, I like guns! I'm in the Girls and Guns club on campus!

The miracle is that there were no guns pointed at Romeo, which is really all I care about. He's got a bad track record.

I GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!

YOU GOT THE CUTEST PUPPY IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

Except maybe Popcorn.

I...got nothing.

I'm starting to wonder if there's a 'home' to go back to.

~~oh, wait, I lied, I got Sekrit Santa iconses that I still need to upload!~~

It actually went pretty smoothly. No paranormal attacks and Hellboy and Agent Manning only got into three arguments on Christmas day, which is a pretty good record for them.

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