as the fandom turns

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, the new kids have had time to settle down, the not news kids are still plugging along so it's time to find out what's going on! How's it going, denizens of Fandom? How are all the new students doing? Anything interesting happening with the not new students? How are the new alumni doing? New love, breakups, makeups, crushes, friends, enemies, adventures? What's going on out there? Tell the world!

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[17andinfected.livejournal.com]

I have an unrequited love, for the first time ever.

And it's making me mopey, because everyone's so negative about it.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

It's Arthur.

[17andinfected.livejournal.com]

But I'm sure that under that cold, self-absorbed exterior there is a gentleman and a lover, who only wants a woman to shower with affection!

Draco Malfoy fanfiction has taught me this!

[glacial_queen]

Why Arthur?!?! You could have GRAVEROBBER LOVINGS! All the greasepaint and narcotics you could ever hope to have!!!

[17andinfected.livejournal.com]

He doesn't even know that she's into him! She's only told Merlin and Claudia... and it got out onto Fandom Radio...

[glacial_queen]

That's okay! Fandom Radio is full of LIES. Some giant idiot announced that Karla ALSO likes him, and that'll NEVER happen, not even if she lives to be older than the High Lord.

And Graverobber!

[17andinfected.livejournal.com]

Heee. If Graverobber ever shows up in Fandom, Shilo totally gets dibs.

[glacial_queen]

Ha! You like Arthur! That makes Graverobber free game! Bwahahaha

[veryverypopular.livejournal.com]

Shi could be completely over Arthur by then!

[glacial_queen]

Might be. Might not. Either way, any hot drug-dealing baritones comes Fandom's way, and all bets are off!

[17andinfected.livejournal.com]

I can see him singing on the streets of Fandom now.

[glacial_queen]

"And why care for these petty obsessions/Your designer heart still beats with common blood!"

Try and tell me that isn't hot!

The Fandom clinic could totally use some Zydrate.

[veryverypopular.livejournal.com]

Simon would be like "O.o What is this? Where did you get this?"

Graverobber: *whistles innocently*

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

... Gentleman, sure. I'll even testify to it. It'll probably warp your impressionable brain further in his direction.

The rest of it, um. UM? Um. Okay, I can't think about that. I just. You can't make me.

Because Draco Malfoy is the reincarnation of Elvis, right?

[wantstodirect]

First time ever? Lucky you.

I have a bad habit of falling for guys that are as straight as Merlin and Francine.

[17andinfected.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

MERLIN IS THE VERY PICTURE OF HETEROSEXUALITY.

[wantstodirect]

A picture of heterosexuality making out with another guy by a tree!

[nevertobequeen.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh really? Can I tell you it won't end well? Because it won't. I have a lifetime of experience here.

[17andinfected.livejournal.com]

Who am I to argue with canon experience?