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[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

It's been awhile since this kind of therapy was offered so we do it now. Tell me a secret OF YOURS, Fandom. Tell me something no one else knows. Tell me something you haven't said out loud to anyone yet. And if you don't have a secret, well then, confess something truthful that might not be a secret but you'd still like people to know!

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[scruffnfeathers]

Hey! I'm not the one wandering around in the bright red skirt or the apron and tiara! (Or the orange sarong, for that matter.)

[scruffnfeathers]

I told you before: that was a "Santa kilt". Now be quiet or I'll possess your daughter again.

[bau-beefcake.livejournal.com]

...oh man. *rubs at face* I didn't need that mental image.

[scruffnfeathers]

Which one? There's actually a large variety of mental images in that statement that might cause such a reaction. . . .

[bau-beefcake.livejournal.com]

All of the above, man!

Stay in that jacket and keep the shirt and tie and the pants and we're good.

[scruffnfeathers]

*does so*

I should explain that the sarong was part of a very important mission in the Middle East.

. . . I think I'll refrain from attempting to explain the kilt or the apron.

[bau-beefcake.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, I can see that.

*facepalm*

[scruffnfeathers]

You do that a lot. Is something the matter with your face?

[bau-beefcake.livejournal.com]

No. No, there's nothing the matter with my face.

I'll get back to you on the rest of it, though, right after I do something normal and soothing like track down a serial killer.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

You know, your flexibility and your cross-dressing ways really aren't helping me with this whole "not crossing a blasphemous line by perving on an angel" thing I'm trying to achieve.

[scruffnfeathers]

Fine. Then I won't give you the pair of fuzzy handcuffs I seem to have acquired since visiting the "porn shop".

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

...I've suddenly changed my mind. Screw blasphemy, I want the fuzzy handcuffs.

[scruffnfeathers]

Very well. Would you prefer the electric purple, or the snow leopard print?

Choose wisely, Chuck Bass.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

The purple (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tFf37YnAjU), naturally.

[scruffnfeathers]

Ah yes. I might have guessed.