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[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

It's been awhile since this kind of therapy was offered so we do it now. Tell me a secret OF YOURS, Fandom. Tell me something no one else knows. Tell me something you haven't said out loud to anyone yet. And if you don't have a secret, well then, confess something truthful that might not be a secret but you'd still like people to know!

Comments

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

The last part of the first part and the second part altogether are a good example of why your zen might be blocked.

[gunandcoffee.livejournal.com]

"Oh, believe me, I'd take up drinking in a heartbeat but, y'know I can't. The brass might throw me into another round of AA. Also, my partner might annoy me back to sobriety from the great beyond. Wouldn't put it past him. ()

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

So then that just leaves the "not singing sober" part up for change, then, doesn't it?

[gunandcoffee.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Yeah, that's gonna happen. I'd rather go to the shooting range, that always makes me feel more zen. Wanna join?

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

I'll still maintain that it's not quite as fun, but sure, I'm gaaaame!

[gunandcoffee.livejournal.com]

Hey, shooting is always fun. But y'know what's more fun? Putting perps behind bars. That always puts a smile on my face. I think that's my zen.

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

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YOU CAN SO GET OUT OF A KARAOKE FOR THAT ZEN BECAUSE THAT ZEN IS TOTALLY THE BEST ZEN EVER.

[gunandcoffee.livejournal.com]

You're really determined to get me doing karaoke, aren't you? TOUGH! No karaoke for meeeeeee!

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

I like karaoke. I can't help it.

And, really, once someone hears how bad I am at it, they've got no excuse for not doing it themselves.

[gunandcoffee.livejournal.com]

How 'bout if I clap when you sing? Would that help? 'Cause I'm really not singing sober. Good effort though.

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you add at least one little wolfcall for good measure, I'll accept that as even.

[gunandcoffee.livejournal.com]

I could do a decent wolfcall I could even add a hoot if you like.