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fandomtherapy2009-07-21 08:30 pm
because it's one of those slow nights so far
It's time for the always fun theraaaaaaaaapeutic surveys of embarrassing and fun information about you! Come on, where you can be more open, more forthright and more informative than in your very own therapy session with all of us reading!
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]
LIFESTYLE:
What shampoo scent do you use(if you take showers!)?
What soap scent do you use?
What toothpaste flavor do you use?
What's your shoe size?
Favorite food?
Favorite beverage?
Favorite smell?
SEXUAL:
Are you a virgin?
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?
Worst sexual experience?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?
INTIMACY:
What attracts you first about a partner?
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?
You a cuddler?
What's a perfect date for you?
You a fan of committment?
Endearments: Y/N?
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]

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What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? Whatever comes in a pink bottle! I'm 'specially happy if it smells like strawberries, or raspberries, or any of those other yummy things!
What soap scent do you use? Pink! (See above.)
What toothpaste flavor do you use? This one time, I bought m'self some purple toothpaste, an' it sparkled. That was m'favorite. I like that stuff. It was kinna minty, too!
What's your shoe size? 6!
Favorite food? Strawberries!
Favorite beverage? I guess I like soda pop okay, an' I dunno if milkshakes count, but I sure do like those a lot!
Favorite smell? Engine grease and sweat!
SEXUAL:
Are you a virgin? Oh, god no! I got that outta th'way when I were just a bitty lil' gal.
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind? This don't apply t'me.
If no, when'd you lose it? I was fourteen, I think! He was a real cute boy. Not too good with his hands (like my Ned is, now, hee) but he was good 'nough for a first time, I think!
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)? Well, I like anything, but I think it works th'best when I'm on top, 'cause Ned's just so gorram BIG, an' I kinda, y'know, ain't. He worries 'bout smushin' me.
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? Pretty recen-like, an' it was with m'boyfriend an' of course I wanna do it again! We're gettin' better at sexin' every darn time we try it.
Worst sexual experience? Prolly durin' that one week were no one could get no relief, y'know? An' Ned an' me hurt ourselves tryin'. :(
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)? I am just sayin', if Ned really loved me, he'd sex me up in a engine room.
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)? None too often these days, but I'm worried 'bout a month from now.
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INTIMACY:
What attracts you first about a partner? Smiles!
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? Kinda!
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? ...I ain't sure Ned an' I ever had a real date, 'sides from dances an' all. We was together for 'bout half a year before we did it, though!
You a cuddler? Yep! Ain't much better.
What's a perfect date for you? Cookin', cuddlin', tinkerin', sexin', sleepin'.
You a fan of committment? Sure am!
Endearments: Y/N? Yeah! I even do 'em in Chinese, too.