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fandomtherapy2009-07-21 08:30 pm
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because it's one of those slow nights so far
It's time for the always fun theraaaaaaaaapeutic surveys of embarrassing and fun information about you! Come on, where you can be more open, more forthright and more informative than in your very own therapy session with all of us reading!
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]
LIFESTYLE:
What shampoo scent do you use(if you take showers!)?
What soap scent do you use?
What toothpaste flavor do you use?
What's your shoe size?
Favorite food?
Favorite beverage?
Favorite smell?
SEXUAL:
Are you a virgin?
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?
Worst sexual experience?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?
INTIMACY:
What attracts you first about a partner?
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?
You a cuddler?
What's a perfect date for you?
You a fan of committment?
Endearments: Y/N?
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]
no subject
What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? NONE! I don't have hair! (Boo uses a very nice eucalyptus scent, though)
What soap scent do you use? SOAP SCENT!
What toothpaste flavor do you use? MINT!
What's your shoe size? REALLY BIG!
Favorite food? Roast mutton with a side of SWEET SUCCESS and RIGHTEOUS GOODNESS (Boo likes carrots best)
Favorite beverage? Moderately strong ale! (Boo likes water)
Favorite smell? VICTORY! (Boo likes woodchips)
SEXUAL:
Are you a virgin? NO! (I will respect Boo's privacy and not ask him)
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind? NOT. APPLICABLE (except maybe for Boo; I didn't ask)
If no, when'd you lose it? It's surprising I still remember! I think I was fifteen and there was this nice village maiden....it...well...err...I'm still not allowed in that village and she'll never walk the same again....
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)? One in which I'm having sex>
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? It was just this Thursday! With Lady Wilhelmina! And that would be great! Especially if we can skip the singing this time.
Worst sexual experience? See question about virginity!
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)? YES, quite often, in my lower back!
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)? I DO BATTLE WITH MYSELF ALL THE TIME. It is a good way to keep limber!
INTIMACY:
What attracts you first about a partner? Their tolerance for insanity
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? ....if you are a lady and have humoured me at least once, you're on that list.
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? Dates?
You a cuddler? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'll cuddle you with my fist.
What's a perfect date for you? Go out on an adventure, killing evil and buttkicking for goodness, returning to the local tavern for spoils and ale and then engaging in activities that might mean never being allowed in the village again!!!
You a fan of committment? I'm still attached to my dead girlfriend who was never really a girlfriend. What do you think?
Endearments: Y/N? N