because it's one of those slow nights so far

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It's time for the always fun theraaaaaaaaapeutic surveys of embarrassing and fun information about you! Come on, where you can be more open, more forthright and more informative than in your very own therapy session with all of us reading!

LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use(if you take showers!)?
What soap scent do you use?
What toothpaste flavor do you use?
What's your shoe size?
Favorite food?
Favorite beverage?
Favorite smell?

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin?
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?
Worst sexual experience?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner?
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?
You a cuddler?
What's a perfect date for you?
You a fan of committment?
Endearments: Y/N?

<b>LIFESTYLE:</b> <b>What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)?</b> <b>What soap scent do you use?</b> <b>What toothpaste flavor do you use?</b> <b>What's your shoe size?</b> <b>Favorite food?</b> <b>Favorite beverage? </b> <b>Favorite smell?</b> <b>SEXUAL:</b> <b>Are you a virgin?</b> <b>If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?</b> <b>If no, when'd you lose it?</b> <b>What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?</b> <b>Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?</b> <b>Worst sexual experience?</b> <b>Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?</b> <b>How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?</b> <b>INTIMACY:</b> <b>What attracts you first about a partner?</b> <b>Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?</b> <b>How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?</b> <b>You a cuddler?</b> <b>What's a perfect date for you?</b> <b>You a fan of committment? </b> <b>Endearments: Y/N?</b>
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]

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LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? Showers are the devil's work to remove the honestly acquired dirt!
What soap scent do you use? I also sneer at soap.
What toothpaste flavor do you use? AND TOOTHPASTE.
What's your shoe size? Large.
Favorite food? Apples. And rum.
Favorite beverage? OOH. RUM HERE TOO.
Favorite smell? Whatever it was Elizabeth wore. Not quite "tarted up wench" but a sight better than "been on a ship for six months."

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin? HA. NO.
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind? If I pretend I am, would that help me get someone?
If no, when'd you lose it? Singapore, I think. Maybe Saigon?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)? I like them all. I'm a bit turned off from being tied to the mainsail at the moment, I must admit.
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? ...if whores count, quite recently, don't remember her name, and of course.
Worst sexual experience? Let's just say she wasn't exactly all woman, savvy?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)? Oh, so many.
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)? I'm not blind yet, if that's what you're insinuating.

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner? Their hat. What they're drinking.
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? No.
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? Dates?
You a cuddler? Cuddler?
What's a perfect date for you? Again, date?
You a fan of committment? Pirate.
Endearments: Y/N? PIRATE.