because it's one of those slow nights so far

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It's time for the always fun theraaaaaaaaapeutic surveys of embarrassing and fun information about you! Come on, where you can be more open, more forthright and more informative than in your very own therapy session with all of us reading!

LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use(if you take showers!)?
What soap scent do you use?
What toothpaste flavor do you use?
What's your shoe size?
Favorite food?
Favorite beverage?
Favorite smell?

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin?
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?
Worst sexual experience?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner?
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?
You a cuddler?
What's a perfect date for you?
You a fan of committment?
Endearments: Y/N?

<b>LIFESTYLE:</b> <b>What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)?</b> <b>What soap scent do you use?</b> <b>What toothpaste flavor do you use?</b> <b>What's your shoe size?</b> <b>Favorite food?</b> <b>Favorite beverage? </b> <b>Favorite smell?</b> <b>SEXUAL:</b> <b>Are you a virgin?</b> <b>If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?</b> <b>If no, when'd you lose it?</b> <b>What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?</b> <b>Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?</b> <b>Worst sexual experience?</b> <b>Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?</b> <b>How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?</b> <b>INTIMACY:</b> <b>What attracts you first about a partner?</b> <b>Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?</b> <b>How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?</b> <b>You a cuddler?</b> <b>What's a perfect date for you?</b> <b>You a fan of committment? </b> <b>Endearments: Y/N?</b>
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]

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LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? Unscented
What soap scent do you use? Unscented
What toothpaste flavor do you use? Mint
What's your shoe size? 12
Favorite food? Sesame bagel with cream cheese and lox
Favorite beverage? Mr. Pibb
Favorite smell? New York. It smells like home.

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin? No
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind? N/A
If no, when'd you lose it? That would be telling.*
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)? *blushes, stammers* I--uh, I prefer to be dominant but there's an issue with my possibly squashing my partner, so really it's best if they're on top.
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? Five weeks ago, with Tony Stark, and yes, but I wouldn't admit it under torture except for how I just did, oops.
Worst sexual experience? I found out after the fact my last girlfriend had been brainwashed into sleeping with me. I have guilt issues over it, even though I couldn't have known, complicated by the facts that she shot me to death and miscarried our child. Also, there's a distinct possibility I was raped via mindwhammy, but I try not to think about that.
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)? Yes. No, I'm not telling.**
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)? No comment.***

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner? Assertiveness and boldness really get my attention.
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? Yes.
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? Well, that depends.
You a cuddler? Every now and then it's nice, but most of the time, not really.
What's a perfect date for you? Dinner and a show, and then we get attacked by AIM walk around New York at night.****
You a fan of commitment? Yes.
Endearments: Y/N? No.

*He was sixteen, she lived down the hall in the tenement, and he was lucky he didn't have to marry her.
**He seems to have a thing for crossdressing is all I'm saying.
***A couple of times a week.
****They totally get attacked by AIM.