because it's one of those slow nights so far

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It's time for the always fun theraaaaaaaaapeutic surveys of embarrassing and fun information about you! Come on, where you can be more open, more forthright and more informative than in your very own therapy session with all of us reading!

LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use(if you take showers!)?
What soap scent do you use?
What toothpaste flavor do you use?
What's your shoe size?
Favorite food?
Favorite beverage?
Favorite smell?

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin?
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?
Worst sexual experience?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner?
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?
You a cuddler?
What's a perfect date for you?
You a fan of committment?
Endearments: Y/N?

<b>LIFESTYLE:</b> <b>What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)?</b> <b>What soap scent do you use?</b> <b>What toothpaste flavor do you use?</b> <b>What's your shoe size?</b> <b>Favorite food?</b> <b>Favorite beverage? </b> <b>Favorite smell?</b> <b>SEXUAL:</b> <b>Are you a virgin?</b> <b>If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?</b> <b>If no, when'd you lose it?</b> <b>What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?</b> <b>Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?</b> <b>Worst sexual experience?</b> <b>Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?</b> <b>How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?</b> <b>INTIMACY:</b> <b>What attracts you first about a partner?</b> <b>Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?</b> <b>How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?</b> <b>You a cuddler?</b> <b>What's a perfect date for you?</b> <b>You a fan of committment? </b> <b>Endearments: Y/N?</b>
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]

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LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? [*obscenely obsessively long list of products redacted*] It smells kind of herbal.
What soap scent do you use? Not Rory's peppermint stuff, rly. Herbal, again.
What toothpaste flavor do you use? Whatever's on the counter.
What's your shoe size? 12 1/2
Favorite food? I miss nerfburgers.
Favorite beverage? Coffee.
Favorite smell? Juliet after a bath. SHHHH.

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin? I have three children.
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it? A very long time ago to some girl at a bar. I was mad at Obi-Wan and eager to prove myself as a grown up. Like many of my decisions at that age, it was a poor one.
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)? I like being on top. Or against a wall. Or in the kitchen. Or on the sofa. Um. I'm not that picky.
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? Probably snuck in some quality time the baby took a nap with my gorgeous wife. And always.
Worst sexual experience? I don't really look back on the week of no sex with a pregnant, hormonal woman as being much of a highlight.
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)? Ahem. I might have some control issues restrain your shock. Restraints, ice, blindfolds, dirty talk...
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)? Have you seen my wife? I don't need to solo.

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner? Eyes, smile, ability to string words together coherently.
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? Completely head over heels for my wife.
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? It's been a while since a date hasn't led to hanky panky...
You a cuddler? Absolutely. Of course not!
What's a perfect date for you? Dinner, movie, candles and a bath.
You a fan of committment? I'm an all or nothing kind of guy.
Endearments: Y/N? Only for selected people.