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fandomtherapy2009-07-21 08:30 pm
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because it's one of those slow nights so far
It's time for the always fun theraaaaaaaaapeutic surveys of embarrassing and fun information about you! Come on, where you can be more open, more forthright and more informative than in your very own therapy session with all of us reading!
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]
LIFESTYLE:
What shampoo scent do you use(if you take showers!)?
What soap scent do you use?
What toothpaste flavor do you use?
What's your shoe size?
Favorite food?
Favorite beverage?
Favorite smell?
SEXUAL:
Are you a virgin?
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?
Worst sexual experience?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?
INTIMACY:
What attracts you first about a partner?
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?
You a cuddler?
What's a perfect date for you?
You a fan of committment?
Endearments: Y/N?
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]
no subject
What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? Breck's special formula. It's the only shampoo I can use without damaging my very fine hair.
What soap scent do you use? An expensive import from France that smells like roses
What toothpaste flavor do you use? Mint.
What's your shoe size?
8 1/27.Favorite food? A good meaty American burger with french fries.
Favorite beverage? Dry martini with a twist
Favorite smell? Barbeque
SEXUAL:
Are you a virgin? No, not that it's any of your business.
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind? n/a
If no, when'd you lose it? When Eeben insisted that if we were going to be married, we had to go and consummate the G-D thing.
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)? When Daniel and I would sneak into the hallway during Embassy events and we'd have to be quick up against a wall and then return to the party like not a G-D thing happened, law!
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? Thursday. Jim. I might. A lady really shouldn't discuss such things.
Worst sexual experience? See marriage consummation, jeez oh man. Actually, no, see entire marriage.
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)? See hallway at embassy parties with a man not my husband. Not that it's any of your business.
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)? ...um, never. Doing that is a one way short trip ticket to hell, and it's just gross.
INTIMACY:
What attracts you first about a partner? Their hair.
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? No. You're all freaks. Jim's the only normal one and he's a dreamboat, sure, but so not boyfriend material.
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? However many it takes to get to some rocks. Or, apparently, a few singing and dancing numbers in a lobby.
You a cuddler? No. Price's aren't a cuddling clan, Adah.
What's a perfect date for you?
You a fan of committment? Oh, Lordy, no. What a crock.
Endearments: Y/N? N.