because it's one of those slow nights so far

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It's time for the always fun theraaaaaaaaapeutic surveys of embarrassing and fun information about you! Come on, where you can be more open, more forthright and more informative than in your very own therapy session with all of us reading!

LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use(if you take showers!)?
What soap scent do you use?
What toothpaste flavor do you use?
What's your shoe size?
Favorite food?
Favorite beverage?
Favorite smell?

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin?
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?
Worst sexual experience?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner?
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?
You a cuddler?
What's a perfect date for you?
You a fan of committment?
Endearments: Y/N?

<b>LIFESTYLE:</b> <b>What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)?</b> <b>What soap scent do you use?</b> <b>What toothpaste flavor do you use?</b> <b>What's your shoe size?</b> <b>Favorite food?</b> <b>Favorite beverage? </b> <b>Favorite smell?</b> <b>SEXUAL:</b> <b>Are you a virgin?</b> <b>If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?</b> <b>If no, when'd you lose it?</b> <b>What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?</b> <b>Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?</b> <b>Worst sexual experience?</b> <b>Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?</b> <b>How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?</b> <b>INTIMACY:</b> <b>What attracts you first about a partner?</b> <b>Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?</b> <b>How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?</b> <b>You a cuddler?</b> <b>What's a perfect date for you?</b> <b>You a fan of committment? </b> <b>Endearments: Y/N?</b>
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]

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[shiroi_tiger]

LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? ... Scent?
What soap scent do you use? That would have to be soap-scent.
What toothpaste flavor do you use? Whatever happens to be the cheapest on the shelf at the store.
What's your shoe size? Eight. Do you need my height as well? Honestly, now.
Favorite food? I'm a steak and potatoes man, at heart.
Favorite beverage? Whiskey.
Favorite smell? ... Also whiskey.

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin? No.
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind? N/A
If no, when'd you lose it? Back during the war.
What's your favorite position(s)? Whatever happens to be most comfortable at the time. I'm not particularly choosy.
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? .... Tony Stark, I believe, in the church. I was a Vampire at the time, and no, I'm not exactly anxious to repeat the experience again. Though I wouldn't complain if we did, either.
Worst sexual experience? ... I think the answer to the previous question works well enough here, as well.
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)? That "right before certain death" sex is pretty good. I'll go with that.
How often do you go one on one with yourself? I'm a grown man with a drinking problem and a more or less nonexistent sex life. I'm certain you can guess from there.

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner? At the risk of sounding like a romantic or something, her mind.
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? Nothing that I would really consider a crush, flat-out. I've got a sort of respect for Mrs. Harker (Whose current name evades me) that borders on a mild affection, perhaps.
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? I'm not particularly the dating sort.
You a cuddler? No. No, really. No.
What's a perfect date for you? Again, I'm really not the dating sort. I suppose a conversation over drinks at the bar will suffice.
You a fan of committment? Not even remotely.
Endearments: Y/N? No. I have a name. You have a name. That's what they're there for.