because it's one of those slow nights so far

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It's time for the always fun theraaaaaaaaapeutic surveys of embarrassing and fun information about you! Come on, where you can be more open, more forthright and more informative than in your very own therapy session with all of us reading!

LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use(if you take showers!)?
What soap scent do you use?
What toothpaste flavor do you use?
What's your shoe size?
Favorite food?
Favorite beverage?
Favorite smell?

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin?
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?
Worst sexual experience?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner?
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?
You a cuddler?
What's a perfect date for you?
You a fan of committment?
Endearments: Y/N?

<b>LIFESTYLE:</b> <b>What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)?</b> <b>What soap scent do you use?</b> <b>What toothpaste flavor do you use?</b> <b>What's your shoe size?</b> <b>Favorite food?</b> <b>Favorite beverage? </b> <b>Favorite smell?</b> <b>SEXUAL:</b> <b>Are you a virgin?</b> <b>If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?</b> <b>If no, when'd you lose it?</b> <b>What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?</b> <b>Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?</b> <b>Worst sexual experience?</b> <b>Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?</b> <b>How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?</b> <b>INTIMACY:</b> <b>What attracts you first about a partner?</b> <b>Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?</b> <b>How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?</b> <b>You a cuddler?</b> <b>What's a perfect date for you?</b> <b>You a fan of committment? </b> <b>Endearments: Y/N?</b>
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[feel free to answer as many or a few as you want. it's just a sloooooooow night so have something light! AND IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW]

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[raspberryturk]

LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? Shit, I dunno. Whatever the hell gets my hair clean, yo.
What soap scent do you use? I didn't even know it came in scents until I smelled Rikku an' her citrus stuff.
What toothpaste flavor do you use? Whatever don't taste like shit the night after a drinkin' binge.
What's your shoe size? Like I pay attention? Company provides me shoes, I wear 'em. I just try 'em on until they fit, otherwise.
Favorite food? That'd have to be instant ramen, yo. Even I can't fuck it up.
Favorite beverage? Everclear! Oh, or rum! Shit, even Corel Ale. That crap'll wear a hole through your guts, yo.
Favorite smell? At the risk of soundin' like a total freakjob, that smell you get when you fry the shit outta somethin' or someone with a Thunder spell, yo.

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin? ... HAH.
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind? This don't even come close to applyin' to me.
If no, when'd you lose it? Shit, I dunno. I was still slummin' it at the time. I don't pay attention to this junk.
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)? Against the wall. Hell yeah.
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? Last time? With Rikku, yo. Back at that big reunion dance thing earlier this summer. An' hell yeah I wanna do it with her again. I'm contemplatin' world crashin' for a booty call, zoto.
Worst sexual experience? Any time you realize too damn late that the chick you brought to your room has a dick? Oh yeah.
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)? Bitin'! Wax an' ice an' champagne. And there's this thing she does with her fingernails that drives me up a friggin' wall, yoto. An' when I get her to talk dirty. There ain't nothin' more satisfyin' than gettin' Rikku to tell me exactly what she wants.
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)? Pfft. I wake up, it says hi. I say hi back 'cause it asked so nice. I get some spare time before bed? Why the hell not. In the office? Sure, just to piss off the boss... You really want me to keep goin', here?

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner? She's gotta have nice tits. Uh. And her eyes. Of course.
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? Besides Rikku?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? ... Dates come before bangin' like Moogles in heat?
You a cuddler? We got an entire cuddle configuration thing goin' on. It involves pillows an' her sittin' between my legs.
What's a perfect date for you? It's gotta involve sky. An' probably trees. No, no, scratch that. The beach. That little beach in Mexico. That was fuckin' perfect.
You a fan of committment? Never used to be. Now I'm wearin' a ring.
Endearments: Y/N? "Dork." Doji can get away with callin' me Red, and Rude can get away with callin' me Dumbass, and half the people I keep in touch with from Fandom are my Rookies, yo.